Lesbonics

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What do you call a pantry full of lesbians? ----- A licker cabinet.

What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? ----- A Klondyke.

Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time? ----- Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? ----- Fur Traders.

What is a lesbian dinosaur called? ----- A Lick alotapuss.

What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? ----- Well Hung.

Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned? ----- She was found face down in Ricki Lake.

How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? ----- Even the pool table doesn't have balls.

What do you call lesbian twins? ----- Lick-a-likes.

What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian? ----- One's a snack cracker, the other is a a crack snacker

What do you have when you've got 50 lesbians and 50 state workers? ----- 100 people that don't do dick. 

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