the NUN

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To: <"Undisclosed-Recipient:;"@sgrsil49.onetel.net.uk>
>>>Subject: Fw: Date: Fri, 11 May 2007 16:37:10 +0100
>>>
>>>
>>>I know this one will kill you,....i died!
>>>
>>>A man gets on a bus and sees a pretty young nun. He sits down next to
>>>her, and pleads with her: "You are so attractive and I must have s*x
>>>with you."
>>>
>>>"No," she replies, "I'm married to God." She stands up, and gets off
>>>at the next stop. The man is devastated. The bus driver, who
>>>overheard, turns to the man and says: "I can tell you how to get to
>>>make love with her!"
>>>
>>>"Yeah?", says the man. "Yeah!" says the bus driver.
>>>
>>>"She goes to the cemetery every Tuesday night at midnight to pray. So
>>>all you have to do is dress up in a robe with a hood, put some of that
>>>glowing powder stuff in your beard, and pop up in the cemetery
>>>claiming to be an Angel.
>>>
>>>"The man promises to give it a Try, and arrives at the cemetery
>>>dressed as suggested on the next Tuesday night. "I am an Angel," he
>>>declares to the nun, keeping the hood low about His face.
>>>
>>>"God has directed me to make love with you." The nun agrees without
>>>question, but begs him to restrict himself to anal s*x, as she is
>>>desperate not to lose her virginity. The man agrees, and promptly has
>>>his wicked way with her. This was the best s*x he had ever had.
>>>
>>>After finishing, he jumps up and throws back his hood with a flourish.
>>>
>>>"Ha-ha," he laughed happily. "Surprise surprise, I am the man from the
>>>bus!"
>>>
>>>"Ha-ha," replied the nun. "Surprise surprise I am the bus driver and I
>>>am gay!!"
>>>
>>>Enjoy your day!
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