Canadian Military Guys

[Drache]

 

The War Of 1812 Lyrics
Artist(Band):The Arrogant Worms

Oh, come back, proud Canadians
To before you had TV,
No hockey night in Canada,
There was no CBC (Oh, my God!).
In 1812, Madison was mad,
He was the president, you know
He thought he'd tell the British where they ought to go
He thought he'd invade Canada,
He thought that he was tough
Instead we went to Washington....
And burned down all his stuff!

And the White House burned, burned, burned,
And we're the one's that did it!
It burned, burned, burned,
While the president ran and cried.
It burned, burned, burned,
And things were very historical.
And the Americans ran and cried like a bunch of little babies
Waa waa waah!
In the War of 1812!

Us hillbillies from Kentucky,
Dressed in green and red,
Left home to fight in Canada,
But they returned home dead
It's the only war the Yankees lost, except for Vietnam
And also the Alamo... and the Bay of... ham.
The loser was America,
The winner was ourselves,
So join right in and gloat about the War of 1812

And the White House burned, burned, burned,
And we're the one's that did it!
It burned, burned, burned,
While the president ran and cried.
It burned, burned, burned,
And things were very historical.
And the Americans ran and cried like a bunch of little babies
Waa waa waah!
In the War of 1812!

In 1812, we were just sittin' around,
Mindin' our own business, puttin' crops into the ground.
We heard the soldiers coming and we didn't like that sound.
So we took a boat to Washington and burned it to the ground.

Oh... we... fired our guns, but the Yankees kept-a coming,
There wasn't quite as many as there was a while ago.
We fired once more and the Yankees started running,
Down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico, oh, oh....
They ran through the snow and they ran through the forest,
They ran through the bushes where the beavers wouldn't go.
They ran so fast, they forgot to take their culture,
Back to America, and Gulf and Texaco

So, if you go to Washington, its buildings clean and nice,
Bring a pack of matches, and we'll burn the White House twice!

And the White House burned, burned, burned,
But the Americans won't admit it
It burned, burned, burned,
It burned and burned and burned
It burned, burned, burned,
Now, I bet that made them mad
And the Americans ran and cried like a bunch of little babies
Waa waa waah!
In the War of 1812

[Rack]

And also the Alamo...

"America" didn't lose at the Alamo. Texas lost at the Alamo. Texas was not part of the US at the time.


Just FYI


And Canadian beer sucks! (line from that movie with John Candy... forgot the name of it)

[Dodge Don]

OK OK OK... no more fighting... what is the best way to stop fighting a make friends? Have a common enemy... So let's stop joking about Canada, and let's start telling jokes about France!


For your enjoyment!


http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/france.html

How about we DONT make jokes about France. Doesn't matter who the target is....it is infantile, mis-informed jingoistic BS.

[SirNik73]

I'll be sure to make every post form here on out mature, educated and completely free of any fun, humor or anything that might offend. Because showing emotion is foolish and being politically correct is what we all should aspire to.

[Dodge Don]

I'll be sure to make every post form here on out mature, educated and completely free of any fun, humor or anything that might offend. Because showing emotion is foolish and being politically correct is what we all should aspire to.

So it's "fun" to belittle others? Your mother must be proud of you.

[Rack]

I'll be sure to make every post form here on out mature, educated and completely free of any fun, humor or anything that might offend. Because showing emotion is foolish and being politically correct is what we all should aspire to.

So it's "fun" to belittle others? Your mother must be proud of you.

You need to get laid, Dude. Calm down. No one "Belittled" anyone in this thread.

[Dodge Don]

I'll be sure to make every post form here on out mature, educated and completely free of any fun, humor or anything that might offend. Because showing emotion is foolish and being politically correct is what we all should aspire to.

So it's "fun" to belittle others? Your mother must be proud of you.

You need to get laid, Dude. Calm down. No one "Belittled" anyone in this thread.

Dude?

[Shakey]

Anyone ever wonder why the largest country in the world doesn't need the largest army in the world?   

[Vainglory, Esq.]

Anyone ever wonder why the largest country in the world doesn't need the largest army in the world?   

The largest country in the world?  Uhhhh...you mean Russia?  (Seriously, dude, it's like twice as big as Canada, look it up.)

Let's just go ahead and assume that Canada's being half the size of the largest country is "close enough" to actually make it the largest.  Why, then, would it still not need the largest army?  How's this for a reason: with all its area, it's ranked only 34th in population, with a population one-tenth the size of its southern neighbor, which, incidentally, is only very slightly smaller in area.  Most of that land mass is as useless as a bucket of crap, and I don't see what it would have to do with any army.

[Troy]

Well, this probably didn't go as planned...   

Troy

[firefighter3931]

Anyone ever wonder why the largest country in the world doesn't need the largest army in the world?   

The largest country in the world?  Uhhhh...you mean Russia?  (Seriously, dude, it's like twice as big as Canada, look it up.)

Let's just go ahead and assume that Canada's being half the size of the largest country is "close enough" to actually make it the largest.  Why, then, would it still not need the largest army?  How's this for a reason: with all its area, it's ranked only 34th in population, with a population one-tenth the size of its southern neighbor, which, incidentally, is only very slightly smaller in area.  Most of that land mass is as useless as a bucket of crap, and I don't see what it would have to do with any army.

Man, i can't believe how ignorant you are....amazing for a college graduate studying law ! 

Canada was #2 to the USSR before the breakup in total land mass.....i'm sure we're alot bigger than Russia is now. 

One third of the worlds fresh water is in Canada. The second largest oil reserve in the world is in Alberta. Worthless land....i think not !

Get a life and grow the F**K up !   



Ron