Let's talk, but first a question

[Spike]

    A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
     
    The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"
     
    Oh, I don't know", said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"
     
    "OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
     
    The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea,"
     
    To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"
     
     
     
     




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ruff!!!!!!

[70charger_boy]

 

[Brock Samson]

i like that!
reminds me of the Gas station Boycott thread..   

[70charger_boy]

Brock, why must you pick on me???  wait, forget it............

[mikepmcs]

 
A joke within a joke after the joke....Priceless.

You guys crack me up.


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Mike