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your english teacher was right

Started by charger490, May 05, 2007, 06:51:13 PM

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charger490



Your English teacher was right!
Carol

Subject: A Grammar Lesson



Harry is getting along in years and finds that he is unable to
perform sexually.

He finally goes to his doctor, who tries a few things but nothing
seems to work.

So the doctor refers him to an American Indian medicine man.

The medicine man says, "I can cure this."

That said, he throws a white powder in a flame, and there is a flash
with billowing blue smoke.

Then he says, "This is powerful medicine.

You can only use it once a year.  All you have to do is say '123' and
it shall rise for as long as you wish!"

The guy then asks, "What happens when it's over, and I don't want to continue?"

The medicine man replies: "All you or your partner has to say is 1234, and it
will go down.  But be warned -- it will not work again for another year!"


Harry rushes home, eager to try out his new powers and prowess. That
night he is ready to surprise Joyce. He showers, shaves, and puts on
his most exotic shaving lotion He gets into bed, and lying next to
her says, "123."

He suddenly becomes more aroused than anytime in his life ... just as
the medicine man had promised.
Joyce, who had been facing away, turns over and asks, "What did you
say 123 for?"


And that, my friends, is why you shouldn't end a sentence with a preposition.

mikepmcs

That's some funny stuff right there Don!!

Life isn't Father Knows Best anymore, it's a kick in the face on a saturday night with a steel toed grip kodiak work boot and a trip to the hospital all bloodied and bashed.....for reconstructive surgery. But, what doesn't kill us, makes us stronger, right?