Whatever happened to ChargerBill

[69DodgeCharger]

I just realized I haven't seen or heard a trace of him around here in quite some time? Last I knew I thought he was moving and was having trouble finding a storage spot for his 69. I was just wondering what ever became of him?

[Neal_J]

After attending several unsuccessful anger-management classes and a short stint at the behest of the County thereafter for battery on his instructor, ChargerBill finally found the love of a good man.  After several months of atypical "courtship", Bill at last found his soulmate - his cellmate, Butch.  Butch and PromDate (Bill's new handle) were married last month in a civil ceremony performed by San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsome.  The happy couple spent their honeymoon applying lotion to each other on a nude beach in Maui.   More recently, they sold the Charger and all of the parts and now traveling cross-country in a Toyota Prius crusading for their favored social causes:  prison reform, gay rights and global warming awareness.  The couple share an abiding love for NASCAR driver Jeff Gordon and recently acquired matching #24 tattooes on their buttocks.



Neal









OK, just kidding.   As I recall, he moved last year and lacked internet access.

[69DodgeCharger]

Man Neal...that was cold. I think you hit almost everyting he hated....well you could never hit everything, but....

Anyways I just wondered what ever became of him.

[Ponch ®]

So you're saying that Big Bad Bill is Sweet William now?