BAD AMERICAN

[Steve P.]

YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN




I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am STEVE P.
I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!

I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way!

I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American.

I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything.

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, do it in English.

I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.

My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer.

I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.

I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time watching or arguing about it.

I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut up already.

I believe if you don't like the way things are here, go back to where you came from and change your own country! This is AMERICA.

I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson preaches, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?

I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry rear if you're running from them..

I also think they have the right to pull you over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.

And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my drivers license. I think it's good..... and I'm proud that "God" is written on my money.

I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.

I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me stuff or trying to guilt me into making "donations" to their cause.

I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents.

And what is going on with gas prices... again?

I believe "illegal" is illegal no matter what the lawyers think.

I believe the American flag should be the only one allowed in AMERICA!

If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.

If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you know.

We want our country back!

[Ponch ®]

Steve P, youre a BAD GOOGLER. That thing was debunked over 4 years ago in the old site. It's not George Carlin.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/carlin.asp

[SirNik73]

Regardless who wrote this...

I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson preaches, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?

AMEN Brother!

[Steve P.]

It was sent to me in email. I liked it and thought others would agree. I can remove it, but what's the diff. who wrote it...

[bull]

Steve P, youre a BAD GOOGLER. That thing was debunked over 4 years ago in the old site. It's not George Carlin.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/carlin.asp

It was debunked as being authored by Carlin but that obviously has nothing to do with what Steve posted. I think it's been credited to Robin Williams too but who did or didn't write it was not the point of the thread.

I only wish I could take credit for it.

[Steve P.]

Hey Bull, you CAN rewrite it!! 

[Ponch ®]

Steve P, youre a BAD GOOGLER. That thing was debunked over 4 years ago in the old site. It's not George Carlin.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/carlin.asp

It was debunked as being authored by Carlin but that obviously has nothing to do with what Steve posted. I think it's been credited to Robin Williams too but who did or didn't write it was not the point of the thread.

I only wish I could take credit for it.

This type of e-mail is really no different than those "Bush's Resume" e-mails that I get from my America-hating lefty friends. It's just simplistic, hollow drivel  meant to embolden those who read it, more than likely people who already share similar views.

[Steve P.]

I agree with you Ponch. I also think we AMERICANS need to stand up and be counted..

[CharlieCharger]

 

[Charger_Fan]

Regardless who wrote this...

I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson preaches, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?

AMEN Brother!

Yeah, AMEN!

I don't care who wrote it, but I do know they were reading my mind.  (*shuffles off to find foil hat*)

[Lowprofile]

I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time watching or arguing about it.

I'm just sick & tired of everybody beating up on Wrestling. 

[Rocky]

I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut up already.

You don't speak for me.  I burned a witch just last week.  Weighed as much as a duck she did. 

[hemihead]

I agree with that Steve P.   

[Ponch ®]

I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time watching or arguing about it.

I'm just sick & tired of everybody beating up on Wrestling. 

so is this guy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvTNyKIGXiI

[Lowprofile]

I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time watching or arguing about it.

I'm just sick & tired of everybody beating up on Wrestling.

so is this guy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvTNyKIGXiI

NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT!!!!!  WOO-HOO!!!!      LOL!!

Its guys like that who spend gobs of $$$$$$$$ on this stuff that will help me build my new garage to work on my Charger!  God bless him.

[pettyfan43]

I knew it wasn't Carlin when I started reading it, he's a lefty who hates religion.    Poor guy. funny as hell but I still just pity him.

BUt hey I agree with every word and I like the original version even more. 

[Shakey]

I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American.

If one doesn't own a gun, does that make him/her stupid?   

I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.

Even the Muslim fellas that pray on the airplane?   

I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry rear if you're running from them..

So, they can shoot you if you're coming at them and they should shoot you if you're running.. - good thing all the smart folks are carrying guns so they can defend themselves from the coppers.   

We want our country back!

Too late now - it's gone for good, just like my country.   

Don't blame the imigrants, blame the bleeding heart liberals that feel the need to defend them and stick up for them to make them feel welcome.   

[purple70rt]

Right On Brother!!!!

[Steve P.]

We want our country back!

Don't blame the immigrants, blame the bleeding heart liberals that feel the need to defend them and stick up for them to make them feel welcome.   

Hey, hey, hey....  Back up the boat there Shakico...  Us bleeders are the ones trying to shoot GW in the foot. We don't need no stinking badges....   

Check out Lou Dobbs when you get the chance.. When it comes to ILLEGAL immigrants I could not agree more..  Hell, we can't take any more of you Canooks down here...   

Actually, if it wasn't so damn cold up YONDER, I would be on my way up to the Great White North. White Lake is just about thawed out by now.. 

[bull]

I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American.

If one doesn't own a gun, does that make him/her stupid?   

Yes.

[Steve P.]

You's guy's can keep yer guuns... I just don't have any use for them..

[bull]

I'll protect you, Steve.

I don't have much use for them either but it's better to have them and not need them than need them and not have them. Still, I do go varmint hunting and target shooting every great once in a while. And Ted Kennedy's car has still killed more people than any of my eight or so guns.

[Ponch ®]

  And Ted Kennedy's car has still killed more people than any of my eight or so guns.

that's a terrible waste of firepower. Don't be a puss...smoke em if ya got em.

[SirNik73]

  And Ted Kennedy's car has still killed more people than any of my eight or so guns.

that's a terrible waste of firepower. Don't be a puss...smoke em if ya got em.

O Teddy!

[Plumcrazy]

Add me to the list of "Bad Americans". 

[41husk]

I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time watching or arguing about it.

I'm just sick & tired of everybody beating up on Wrestling. 

Yes!!  There is such a thing as real wrestling and it is more entertaining.  Go to your local High school and watch some real wrestling.

[kab69440]

  And Ted Kennedy's car has still killed more people than any of my eight or so guns.

that's a terrible waste of firepower. Don't be a puss...smoke em if ya got em.

  Oh man! That was a great one!

[bull]

  And Ted Kennedy's car has still killed more people than any of my eight or so guns.

that's a terrible waste of firepower. Don't be a puss...smoke em if ya got em.

  Oh man! That was a great one!

Was it? I don't even know what it means.

[chargerboy69]

I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut up already.

You don't speak for me.  I burned a witch just last week.  Weighed as much as a duck she did. 

[Silver R/T]

good post

[charger_mike75]

i guess that makes me a bad american too

[John_Kunkel]

This type of e-mail is really no different than those "Bush's Resume" e-mails that I get from my America-hating lefty friends. It's just simplistic, hollow drivel  meant to embolden those who read it, more than likely people who already share similar views.

So, those who point out The Shrub's shortcomings are "American-hating lefties"? Simplistic, hollow drivel is Dubya's claim to fame.

The OP could just as easily be "meant to embolden those who read it, more than likely people who already share similar views."

[hemigeno]

Some folks just don't understand what the statement "No Political Threads" means.  I was hoping this one would drift away...

[Brock Samson]

  left or right?.. 

[Steve P.]

Ha ha ha...   

This really wasn't meant to be a political stand. For the most part it is just how I feel..