Dear Abby

[Lowprofile]

Worried in Texas



Dear Abby,

I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas who has recently been diagnosed
as a  carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth . One of my sisters
lives in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite.

My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling
marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who
are prostitutes in Dallas .

I have two brothers: one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence
at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is
currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three
children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in
Longview . She is a part time "working girl"

All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiance' and look
forward  to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and
honest with her.

Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Hillary Clinton for
President?

Signed,
Worried About My Reputation 

[Charger_Fan]