16 police comments

[charger490]

 
These 16 Police Comments were taken off actual police car videos around
the country:

#16 "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just
went through."

#15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch
after you wear them a while."

# 14 "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate
a worthless document."

#13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

#12 "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed
of the bullet that'll be chasing you."

#11 "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can
write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?"

#10 "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don' t think it
will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?"

#9 "Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warnin g you not to do that again
or I'll give you another ticket! ."
#8 "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk
or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"

#7 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to
ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop."

#6 "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster
oven."

#5 "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC."

#4 "How big were those 'Just two beers' you say you had?"

#3 "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed
to write as many tickets as we can."

#2 "I'm glad to hear that Chief (of Police) Hawker is a personal friend of
yours. So you know someone w h o can post your bail."


AND THE WINNER IS....

#1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't.
Sign here."

[CharlieCharger]

  Good stuff.

[Charger71]

Here's a couple more... 

#17) You Pay my Salary???!???! Can I get a pay raise, then???

And one I've used...  (I mean someone used before...) 

#18)  You want my badge number???  That only applies to uniform officers...

Charger71

[Khyron]

# 14 "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate
a worthless document."

that one is out fraking standing!

[Charger_Fan]

Oooohhh...

[HITMAN 149]

Here's a couple more... 

#17) You Pay my Salary???!???! Can I get a pay raise, then???

And one I've used...  (I mean someone used before...) 

#18)  You want my badge number???  That only applies to uniform officers...

Charger71

funny cause people think that if they ask for my badge #..it's gonna intimidate me... HA!!!!!!! HA!!!!!
i usually tel em.... it'll be on the bottom of thier arrest report!!!!! hehehehehe