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Started by nh_mopar_fan, April 26, 2007, 11:06:49 AM

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skip68

#1
April 26, 2007, 11:13:57 AM
God, that's killin' me!!!! :rofl: :haha: :iamwithstupid: :mrt: :smilielol: Mrs.Skip68 ;)
skip68, A.K.A. Chuck \ 68 Charger 440 auto\ 67 Camaro RS (no 440)       FRANKS & BEANS !!!

PocketThunder

#2
April 26, 2007, 11:18:23 AM
2-15s are the subs in the trunk.  :musik010:
"Liberalism is a disease that attacks one's ability to understand logic. Extreme manifestations include the willingness to continue down a path of self destruction, based solely on a delusional belief in a failed ideology."

bull

#3
April 26, 2007, 11:20:55 AM
I don't know what he's saying but lose the wheels and you've got a pretty nice car for the price. Buy the car then sell the wheels to some boob and you'll probably break even.

TUFCAT

#4
April 26, 2007, 12:40:59 PM
Hello Bull, I speak Jive... may I'll try to help you?  :icon_smile_big: :icon_smile_big: :icon_smile_big:

HE SAID:

old skoo on dubs slapen 2 15s - $2200 (san jose south)
yah i gotta 4 dow 69 dart all original
sitten on 20 inch daytons
slappen 2 15s
origianl slant six motor
origianal paint still coo
an bench seats steering weel an every thing
under an around sitten A1 flow masters
dis car go call me at 408 297 7260 or 209 622 9192

HE MEANT:

Yo, yo, yo, check this out dawg... cuz I have a 4 door 1969 dodge dart fo` sale dat be all original straight from long beach. It has 20 inch dayton tires rollin 100 spokes n tha original slizzay six motor. It has killa subs thumpin' in tha trunk. Tha original paint is shiny n thiz ride shows really good condition fo` its age. Has a bench seat for sitt'n close ta yo best hoe, n funky ass steer'n wheel. Also funky ass undernearth and has killa wanna be gangsta style Flowmaster mufflers.....

Is that close enough for you?  :icon_smile_wink:

Charger_Fan

#5
April 26, 2007, 01:38:54 PM
Quote from: TUFCAT on April 26, 2007, 12:40:59 PM
Hello Bull, I speak Jive... may I'll try to help you?  :icon_smile_big: :icon_smile_big: :icon_smile_big:

HE SAID:

old skoo on dubs slapen 2 15s - $2200 (san jose south)
yah i gotta 4 dow 69 dart all original
sitten on 20 inch daytons
slappen 2 15s
origianl slant six motor
origianal paint still coo
an bench seats steering weel an every thing
under an around sitten A1 flow masters
dis car go call me at 408 297 7260 or 209 622 9192

HE MEANT:

Yo, yo, yo, check this out dawg... cuz I have a 4 door 1969 dodge dart fo` sale dat be all original straight from long beach. It has 20 inch dayton tires rollin 100 spokes n tha original slizzay six motor. It has killa subs thumpin' in tha trunk. Tha original paint is shiny n thiz ride shows really good condition fo` its age. Has a bench seat for sitt'n close ta yo best hoe, n funky ass steer'n wheel. Also funky ass undernearth and has killa wanna be gangsta style Flowmaster mufflers.....

Is that close enough for you?  :icon_smile_wink:
Ok, now I have no idea what either one of you homies are sayin', yo! O0
Well, I did get the part about 2 Flowmaster's on a 6-banger. :crazy:

The Aquamax...yes, this bike spent 2 nights underwater one weekend. (Not my doing), but it gained the name, and has since become pseudo-famous. :)

TUFCAT

#6
April 26, 2007, 01:42:37 PM
Sorry, CHARGER FAN...I tried to help,  :scratchchin: but I think my Jive is a bit too rusty  :icon_smile_big: :icon_smile_big: :icon_smile_big:.

I learned to speak Jive by watching Barbara Billingsley on the movie "Airplane" 

Attendant:  Can I get you something?
Jiveman #2:  S'mo fo butter layin' to the bone. Jackin' me up. Tightly.
Attendant:  I'm sorry I don't understand.
Jiveman #1:  Cutty say he cant hang.
Billingsley :  Oh stewardess, I speak jive.
Attendant:  Ohhhh, good.
Billingsley :  He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him. 
Attendant:  Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine.
Billingsley :  Jus' hang loose blooood. She goonna catch up on the`rebound a de medcide.
Jiveman #2:  What it is big mamma, my mamma didn't raise no dummy, I dug her rap.
Billingsley :  Cut me som' slac' jak! Chump don wan no help, chump don git no help. Jive ass dude don got no brains anyhow.  O0

Charger_Fan

#7
April 26, 2007, 02:09:19 PM
Quote from: TUFCAT on April 26, 2007, 01:42:37 PM
Sorry, CHARGER FAN...I tried to help,  :scratchchin: but I think my Jive is a bit too rusty  :icon_smile_big: :icon_smile_big: :icon_smile_big:.
That's ok, I bet it takes more practice than it's worth. :icon_smile_big:

yah i gotta 4 dow 69 dart all original
sitten on 20 inch daytons
slappen 2 15s
origianl slant six motor
origianal paint still coo
an bench seats steering weel an every thing
under an around sitten A1 flow masters
dis car go call me at

Here's what I'm guessing he means...

"I've got this 69 4-door Dart with original door mouldings.
Someone swiped my original wheels, so this crackhead I know sold me some wagon wheels for cheap...he promised they weren't hot.
I have these two clapped-out 15" speakers in a box on the back seat that I got from the same guy, for a dime bag.
Still has the original 6-banger & original paint. It's shiny under the trunk lid. Rare tinted glass, too.
It's got a steering wheel & bench seats, the two things that make it really stand out at the 7-11.
Banging around underneath somewhere is a couple Flowmasters, strapped to the rear springs with coat hangers.
Must sell soon, call me at...

The Aquamax...yes, this bike spent 2 nights underwater one weekend. (Not my doing), but it gained the name, and has since become pseudo-famous. :)

pettyfan43

#8
April 26, 2007, 02:21:54 PM
Quote from: TUFCAT on April 26, 2007, 12:40:59 PM
Hello Bull, I speak Jive... may I'll try to help you?  :icon_smile_big: :icon_smile_big: :icon_smile_big:

HE SAID:

old skoo on dubs slapen 2 15s - $2200 (san jose south)
yah i gotta 4 dow 69 dart all original
sitten on 20 inch daytons
slappen 2 15s
origianl slant six motor
origianal paint still coo
an bench seats steering weel an every thing
under an around sitten A1 flow masters
dis car go call me at 408 297 7260 or 209 622 9192

HE MEANT:

Yo, yo, yo, check this out dawg... cuz I have a 4 door 1969 dodge dart fo` sale dat be all original straight from long beach. It has 20 inch dayton tires rollin 100 spokes n tha original slizzay six motor. It has killa subs thumpin' in tha trunk. Tha original paint is shiny n thiz ride shows really good condition fo` its age. Has a bench seat for sitt'n close ta yo best hoe, n funky ass steer'n wheel. Also funky ass undernearth and has killa wanna be gangsta style Flowmaster mufflers.....

Is that close enough for you?  :icon_smile_wink:

Well that clears it RIGHT up!  :shruggy:

CharlieCharger

#9
April 26, 2007, 02:34:59 PM
Make sure you bring a pistol with you when you go and purchase the car..You might have to shoot your way out..hah
Earth. Even the word sounded strange to me now... unfamiliar. How long had I been gone? How long had I been back? Did it matter? I tried to find the rhythm of the world where I used to live. I followed the current. I was silent, attentive, I made a conscious effort to smile, nod, stand, and perform the millions of gestures that constitute life on earth. I studied these gestures until they became reflexes again. But I was haunted by the idea that I remembered her wrong -Solaris

TUFCAT

#10
April 26, 2007, 02:36:15 PM
Well pettyfan43, ....I got it my best shot bro.  ;)  CharlieCharger, forget the pistol  ....you'll need an assult rifle these days  :devil: :devil: :devil:

CharlieCharger

#11
April 26, 2007, 02:55:45 PM
Quote from: TUFCAT on April 26, 2007, 02:36:15 PM
Well pettyfan43, ....I got it my best shot bro.  ;)  CharlieCharger, forget the pistol  ....you'll need an assult rifle these days  :devil: :devil: :devil:
So true so true..But that is a nice looking sleeper car...take the rims off it for gods sakes..heh
Earth. Even the word sounded strange to me now... unfamiliar. How long had I been gone? How long had I been back? Did it matter? I tried to find the rhythm of the world where I used to live. I followed the current. I was silent, attentive, I made a conscious effort to smile, nod, stand, and perform the millions of gestures that constitute life on earth. I studied these gestures until they became reflexes again. But I was haunted by the idea that I remembered her wrong -Solaris

John_Kunkel

#12
April 26, 2007, 03:43:48 PM

Cool chort, mon.
Pardon me but my karma just ran over your dogma.

dkn1997

#13
April 26, 2007, 07:42:04 PM
I think we are all now just a bit dumber for having read that
RECHRGED

Manfred318

#14
April 26, 2007, 08:47:58 PM
 
Quote from: dkn1997 on April 26, 2007, 07:42:04 PM
I think we are all now just a bit dumber for having read that
:iagree: Tru 'dat jive turkey.

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1975 Dart Swinger. 225 Pops daily ride.
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71ChallengeHer

#15
April 27, 2007, 02:04:25 AM
I sent the link to my brother since he's an A-body guy. Here is his response. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:      "Man, dat shit is tight dawg.  Now I knows what I B doin wit da scamp yo!  LOL"

Forza

#16
April 27, 2007, 05:29:27 AM
You be straight trippin boo

GHOST RIDE DA WHIP

TUFCAT

#17
April 27, 2007, 05:08:07 PM
If you de-pimped this beyatch...its probably not a bad car...I see some good parts!


Telvis

#18
April 28, 2007, 02:21:34 AM
I am speechless   :rotz:

This guy needs a Jesse Jackson / Al Sharpton intervention.
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