It just depends on where you are

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Subject: Driving Geography




One hand on wheel, One hand on horn
CHICAGO.
One hand on wheel, Middle finger out window
NEW YORK.


One hand on wheel, Middle finger out window, Cutting
Across all lanes of traffic
NEW JERSEY.


One hand on wheel, One hand on newspaper, Foot solidly
On accelerator
BOSTON.


One hand on wheel, One hand on nonfat double decaf
Cappuccino, Cradling cell phone, Brick on accelerator,
Gun in lap
LOS ANGELES.


Both hands on wheel, Eyes shut, Both feet on brake,
Quivering in terror
From MONTANA, but driving in CALIFORNIA


One hand on 12oz. Double shot latte, One knee on wheel,
Cradling cell phone, Foot on brake, Mind on radio game,
Banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic
SEATTLE.


One hand on wheel, One hand on hunting rifle,
Alternating between both feet being on the accelerator,
And both feet on brake, Throwing McDonald's bag out the window
TEXAS.


Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, Shotgun mounted in rear
Window, Beer cans on floor, Prairie Dog tails attached to antenna
WYOMING.


Two hands gripping wheel, Blue hair barely visible above
Windshield, Driving 35 on the Interstate, In the left
Lane with the left blinker on
FLORIDA.


One hand on the wheel, The other on his sister
ARKANSAS.


No hands on the wheel, Driving with the knees, Applying
Makeup,Talking on cell phone, Writing in journal,
Reading scriptures, Nine kids screaming in the back,
'Families are Forever' bumper sticker,
UTAH

[Bob]

 "One hand on the wheel, The other on his sister
ARKANSAS."