Rancher's Wife

[mikepmcs]

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted
wife. She was determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching,
so she placed an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two
cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long
and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided
to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the
house than the drunk. He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks the two of them worked hard
and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher's widow
said "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You
should go into town and kick up your heels." The hired hand readily
agreed and went into town on Saturday night. He returned around 2:30 am,
and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by
the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.
She quietly called him over to her. "Unbutton my blouse and
take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed. "Now take off my
boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly. "Now take off my socks." He
removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots. "Now take
off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes
in the fire light. "Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling
hands did as he was told and dropped it to the floor. 

l
l
l
l
l
l


Then she looked at him and said: "If you ever wear my clothes into town
again, you're fired!"

[PocketThunder]

God Dammit.... hook line and sinker!        

[Charger_Fan]

Me too! I'm such a guppy.


Nice one, though.

[Charger71]

Me, too.   J , _____, and Sinker

Charger71