Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2007

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Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at
which one can die.

Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see
him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day;
teach a person to use the Internet and they won't
bother you for weeks.

Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky ... not really good for
anything, but you still can't help but smile when you
shove them down the stairs.

Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in
hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It
pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a
substantial tax cut saves you 30¢?

Number 2
In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make
it normal.

AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2007:
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is
located among the millions and millions of cows in
America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands
of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located.
Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in
charge of immigration.



'Life is like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today,
might burn your ass tomorrow'.

[mikepmcs]

 

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