You Might Be A Redneck If . . .

[69bronzeT5]

These are my favorite jokes!!!

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .

. . . your front porch collapses and four dogs get killed
. . . that billboard that says, "Say No To Crack" reminds you to pull up your jeans.
. . . your wife's hairdo was ever ruined by a ceiling fan.
. . . you go to your family reunions looking for a date.
. . . your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare.
. . . on Thanksgiving Day you have to decide which pet to eat.
. . . your favorite entree is Spam barbecued on the grill.
. . . your child's first words were, "Attention K-Mart shoppers!".
. . . your idea of high-quality entertainment is a six-pack and a bug-zapper.
. . . you think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines."
. . . you've ever had to siphon gas from your lawn mower to put into your truck.
. . . your kids' favorite bedtime story is "Curious George and the High Voltage Fence."
. . . you see a sign that says "Dip in the road" and you stop to see what flavour it is" (i made that one up)

[69bronzeT5]

Theres these ones too...

http://www.dodgecharger.com/forum/index.php/topic,20931.0.html

[sjmarsing]

If you have 1 home thats mobile and 14 cars that aren't.

If your mother has ever said "ya'll kids come in here and look at THIS  before I flush it!"

[69bronzeT5]

got another one.....


You Might Be A Redneck If.....



your date to the prom came in a box saying "batteries not included"

[The70RT]

If you mow your lawn and find a car

If Your dad is better looking that your mom.

If changing your underwear is switching with your brother

[daves68]

If your kids tree house doubles as a deer stand.....
If your lawnmower has hooves........
If Fathers Day causes a traffic jam in your driveway....
If you have ever repaired anything on your car with an extension cord......
If used tires are a landscaping accessory.....

[Bandit72]

If you live in a double wide trailer, that used to be two single wides....

[Mean 318]

. . . your idea of high-quality entertainment is a six-pack and a bug-zapper.

good clean fun!

[71ChallengeHer]

If your woman tells you to get your transmission out of the tub cause she wants to take a bath

[The70RT]

If your woman tells you to get your transmission out of the tub cause she wants to take a bath

[deputycrawford]

If cleaning the bathroom is moving the outhouse.

You know if you're in redneck land if you're in the local grocery store in hear the little girl at the candy counter yell " Uncle daddy, can I get me some candy?"

[70charger_boy]

You might be a redneck if the first words out of your mouth, the night you broke your virginity is, dad get off of me your crushing my cigarettes