Turner Brown

[my73charger]

A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator,  looks up  and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. 
The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says:'7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound left testicle, 3  pound
right testicle, Turner Brown.'
The white man faints and falls  to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking  him The big guy says, 'What's wrong with you?'
In a weak voice the  little guy says, 'What EXACTLY did you say to me?'
The big dude  says, 'I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers  to the questions everyone always asks me I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh  350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds,  my right testicle weighs 3 pounds,  and my name is Turner Brown.
Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said 'Turn around'

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