Funny Pics................

[Fred]

What a great idea...............I'm going to put it into practice.
One question though, how do you stop some other bloke from drinking your beer? (apart from pissing in it!) 

[learical1]

One question though, how do you stop some other bloke from drinking your beer? (apart from pissing in it!) 

Caution: Old Joke

This guy had been going to the same bar for years.  One time, when he went to the men's restroom, he came back and discovered half of beer was gone.  No one he asked had seen anybody drink his beer.  Well, from then on, he always returned from the restroom to find his beer depleted or gone. 
After a few weeks of this, the man got a bright idea. The next time he went to the restroom, he left a note leaning against his beer that said "I spit in this beer."  When he returned, he saw his beer was just as full as when he left.  The man smiled, until he pick up his note, and read an added message, "So did I."

[Fred]

One question though, how do you stop some other bloke from drinking your beer? (apart from pissing in it!) 

Caution: Old Joke

This guy had been going to the same bar for years.  One time, when he went to the men's restroom, he came back and discovered half of beer was gone.  No one he asked had seen anybody drink his beer.  Well, from then on, he always returned from the restroom to find his beer depleted or gone. 
After a few weeks of this, the man got a bright idea. The next time he went to the restroom, he left a note leaning against his beer that said "I spit in this beer."  When he returned, he saw his beer was just as full as when he left.  The man smiled, until he pick up his note, and read an added message, "So did I."

[mauve66]

love the note to hunters

[stripedelete]

love the note to hunters

No kidding - we're doomed......

[nh_mopar_fan]

 

[Tilar]

 

[bull]

 

[leeandgrant]

AWESOME PIC BULL

[TK73]

Got one for the idiot who buys near an airport then bitches?

[A383Wing]

Got one for the idiot who buys near an airport then bitches?

Airport was probably there first

[bull]

Got one for the idiot who buys near an airport then bitches?

Airport was probably there first

That's what the sign is saying about the farms. These people buy $2 million houses on one acre next to a dairy or pig farmer and then start bitching about the smell.

[SmashingPunkFan]

We have some like that, 'cept their bitching about the noise. We have goats...   

[mauve66]

We have some like that, 'cept their bitching about the noise. We have goats...   

are they bitchin bout the noise from the outdoor sex or the smell??

[PocketThunder]

Got one for the idiot who buys near an airport then bitches?

My Grandma has neighbors a few country miles away that have lung cancer and they are suing their neighbors because the neighbors have an outdoor wood fired boiler.  The lung cancer people claim that the neighbors wood fired boiler has given them lung cancer (from the smoke).  Oh and these lung cancer people smoke a couple packs of cigarettes a day with the windows closed in their house....                

[Fred]

With neighbours like that, who needs enemies! I hope they never see a penny.
What's this world coming to.   

[SmashingPunkFan]

That's why we moved to the country, they followed...  bastards, they should go back to the city!

[twodko]

That's my thought too.

[stripedelete]

Anyone:

If you need, or see, signs like that in your neck of the woods, circle the wagons and get organized.   You and your neighbours have to get all the elected positions and on all the boards and committees, etc, and keep them!   'Cause if you don't they will........   You have tendency to laugh until the day when they are in charge.......  They will end your private property rights faster than the tax man.  

No matter what rights you might think you have, or what you "think" is right, fair, reasonable, logical or even LEGAL - forget it once they are in control.

I've lived this nightmare and IT AIN'T GOOD!    

[69rtse4spd]

Anyone:

If you need, or see, signs like that in your neck of the woods, circle the wagons and get organized.   You and your neighbours have to get all the elected positions and on all the boards and committees, etc, and keep them!   'Cause if you don't they will........   You have tendency to laugh until the day when they are in charge.......  They will end your private property rights faster than the tax man.  

No matter what rights you might think you have, or what you "think" is right, fair, reasonable, logical or even LEGAL - forget it once they are in control.

I've lived this nightmare and IT AIN'T GOOD!    

Good info.

[SmashingPunkFan]

Yeah... we used to be able to shoot guns, fireworks, even have bon fires, but the nice southern californians don't like it, so we can't do that anymore. Lol we had a ice storm a few years back, no electric for 2 weeks!, we handled the situation pretty well, they were in misery! lol 


Some are just cut out for the lifestyle we seek, some ar not, and should not follow.

[Tilar]

 

[flyinlow]

Like my old Flight Instructor always told me ."Altitude and airspeed, and keep a good grip on the stick"

[Tilar]

 

I'm a mechanic at the local high school bus garage. Yesterday morning, one of the women bus drivers come walking in carrying a broom that is obviously the one from her bus... me being the smart ass I am said "Whats the matter Rhonda, Wouldn't your PT Cruiser start this morning?"   

[68neverlate]

Like my old Flight Instructor always told me ."Altitude and airspeed, and keep a good grip on the stick"

This ain't like no witch I've ever seen before...