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Started by Lowprofile, September 10, 2005, 09:51:41 PM

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JB400

I thought the ladies wanted a sensitive guy :shruggy:

Ghoste

Yes.  They also want a bad boy and a romantic and a decisive leader and someone lets them make the choises and an athlete and an artist and someone who is always close at hand and someone who gives them lots of space and movie star good looks and independently wealthy and loves all the things they love and leaves them alone to enjoy their own things and loves to cook and prefers to have meals lovingly prepared for them and treats them like a woman and treats them like one of the guys and cleans the house and does the laundry and likes the traditional roles of a couple and is loved by her friends and never looks at her friends and reads minds and reveals all of his innermost secrets and is a deep mystery and is stoic and in touch with his emotions and has a whole herd of magical flying horsies.

JB400

You read too many girly novels. :eek2: :smilielol: :smilielol:  Or is that fairy tale princess books?



Drache

Quote from: mrsskip68 on November 17, 2012, 03:04:44 AM
what? no comments? ........flippin pansies!!!  :nana: Sorry men, but the truth hurts! Luv Ya'll!  :icon_smile_big:

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Quote from: Ghoste on November 17, 2012, 09:37:26 AM
Yes.  They also want a bad boy and a romantic and a decisive leader and someone lets them make the choises and an athlete and an artist and someone who is always close at hand and someone who gives them lots of space and movie star good looks and independently wealthy and loves all the things they love and leaves them alone to enjoy their own things and loves to cook and prefers to have meals lovingly prepared for them and treats them like a woman and treats them like one of the guys and cleans the house and does the laundry and likes the traditional roles of a couple and is loved by her friends and never looks at her friends and reads minds and reveals all of his innermost secrets and is a deep mystery and is stoic and in touch with his emotions and has a whole herd of magical flying horsies.











There are guy's that fit quite a bit of that list. There called Homosexuals.


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Tilar

Quote from: Ghoste on November 17, 2012, 09:37:26 AM
Yes.  They also want a bad boy and a romantic and a decisive leader and someone lets them make the choises and an athlete and an artist and someone who is always close at hand and someone who gives them lots of space and movie star good looks and independently wealthy and loves all the things they love and leaves them alone to enjoy their own things and loves to cook and prefers to have meals lovingly prepared for them and treats them like a woman and treats them like one of the guys and cleans the house and does the laundry and likes the traditional roles of a couple and is loved by her friends and never looks at her friends and reads minds and reveals all of his innermost secrets and is a deep mystery and is stoic and in touch with his emotions and has a whole herd of magical flying horsies.

You forgot knight in shining armor on a white horse.   :RantExplode:
Dave  

God must love stupid people; He made so many.



bill440rt

Quote from: Tilar on November 17, 2012, 09:53:48 PM
Quote from: Ghoste on November 17, 2012, 09:37:26 AM
Yes.  They also want a bad boy and a romantic and a decisive leader and someone lets them make the choises and an athlete and an artist and someone who is always close at hand and someone who gives them lots of space and movie star good looks and independently wealthy and loves all the things they love and leaves them alone to enjoy their own things and loves to cook and prefers to have meals lovingly prepared for them and treats them like a woman and treats them like one of the guys and cleans the house and does the laundry and likes the traditional roles of a couple and is loved by her friends and never looks at her friends and reads minds and reveals all of his innermost secrets and is a deep mystery and is stoic and in touch with his emotions and has a whole herd of magical flying horsies.

You forgot knight in shining armor on a white horse.   :RantExplode:

But is that all TOO much to ask??  :rofl:
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Ghoste

I'm pretty sure the list of contradictions is even longer than that but I usually black out before my wife gets to the end of "why can't you be more..." tirade.

JB400

If she wants to live in a fantasy, let her stick her nose in a book.

oldschool

Quote from: mrsskip68 on November 17, 2012, 03:04:44 AM
what? no comments? ........flippin pansies!!!  :nana: Sorry men, but the truth hurts! Luv Ya'll!  :icon_smile_big:
it's the thought of betty whites vag....... :hah:
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Tilar

 :smilielol:  I found Waldo!

Dave  

God must love stupid people; He made so many.



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flyinlow

Quote from: Tilar on November 18, 2012, 05:36:36 PM
:smilielol:  I found Waldo!




Hey Dave ,if your are hungry near Waldo ,stop in at what I think is the only restaurant in town and try a fried Baloney sandwich. Don't think about the nitrates and cholesterol and enjoy. Its on the list of destinations of our Monday night motorcycle rides.


Craig

Tilar

My brother works for ODOT and has mentioned that place and in paticular their fried Baloney sandwich. Everytime he goes through there and gets one and then tells me about it.  :lol:  I guess I'm going to have to take a run down there one day and see what they're all about.  :yesnod: It's only about an hour from me.
Dave  

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twodko

FLY NAVY/Marine Corps or take the bus!

Old Moparz

Quote from: Tilar on November 17, 2012, 09:53:48 PM
Quote from: Ghoste on November 17, 2012, 09:37:26 AM
Yes.  They also want a bad boy and a romantic and a decisive leader and someone lets them make the choises and an athlete and an artist and someone who is always close at hand and someone who gives them lots of space and movie star good looks and independently wealthy and loves all the things they love and leaves them alone to enjoy their own things and loves to cook and prefers to have meals lovingly prepared for them and treats them like a woman and treats them like one of the guys and cleans the house and does the laundry and likes the traditional roles of a couple and is loved by her friends and never looks at her friends and reads minds and reveals all of his innermost secrets and is a deep mystery and is stoic and in touch with his emotions and has a whole herd of magical flying horsies.

You forgot knight in shining armor on a white horse.   :RantExplode:


White? Screw that.

I had a white interior & convertible top.....ONCE  Can't keep that stuff clean so a white horse is out of the question.

:lol:
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mpdlawdog

Quote from: Tilar on November 19, 2012, 05:20:48 AM
My brother works for ODOT and has mentioned that place and in paticular their fried Baloney sandwich. Everytime he goes through there and gets one and then tells me about it.  :lol:  I guess I'm going to have to take a run down there one day and see what they're all about.  :yesnod: It's only about an hour from me.

Its called G N R....good stuff!  I use to live in Delaware which is right down the road!
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              Going Nowhere In A Hurry

Old Moparz

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              Going Nowhere In A Hurry

Old Moparz

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              Going Nowhere In A Hurry