Funny Pics................

[JB400]

I thought the ladies wanted a sensitive guy

[Ghoste]

Yes.  They also want a bad boy and a romantic and a decisive leader and someone lets them make the choises and an athlete and an artist and someone who is always close at hand and someone who gives them lots of space and movie star good looks and independently wealthy and loves all the things they love and leaves them alone to enjoy their own things and loves to cook and prefers to have meals lovingly prepared for them and treats them like a woman and treats them like one of the guys and cleans the house and does the laundry and likes the traditional roles of a couple and is loved by her friends and never looks at her friends and reads minds and reveals all of his innermost secrets and is a deep mystery and is stoic and in touch with his emotions and has a whole herd of magical flying horsies.

[JB400]

You read too many girly novels.   Or is that fairy tale princess books?

[Drache]

what? no comments? ........flippin pansies!!!   Sorry men, but the truth hurts! Luv Ya'll!  

I have a crush on Betty White  

"If I had a dick this is where I'd tell you to suck it!" - BW 

[squeakfinder]

Yes.  They also want a bad boy and a romantic and a decisive leader and someone lets them make the choises and an athlete and an artist and someone who is always close at hand and someone who gives them lots of space and movie star good looks and independently wealthy and loves all the things they love and leaves them alone to enjoy their own things and loves to cook and prefers to have meals lovingly prepared for them and treats them like a woman and treats them like one of the guys and cleans the house and does the laundry and likes the traditional roles of a couple and is loved by her friends and never looks at her friends and reads minds and reveals all of his innermost secrets and is a deep mystery and is stoic and in touch with his emotions and has a whole herd of magical flying horsies.

There are guy's that fit quite a bit of that list. There called Homosexuals.

[daveco]

It's a sad day in America...

[twodko]

Photoshop is a beautiful thing! 

[Tilar]

Yes.  They also want a bad boy and a romantic and a decisive leader and someone lets them make the choises and an athlete and an artist and someone who is always close at hand and someone who gives them lots of space and movie star good looks and independently wealthy and loves all the things they love and leaves them alone to enjoy their own things and loves to cook and prefers to have meals lovingly prepared for them and treats them like a woman and treats them like one of the guys and cleans the house and does the laundry and likes the traditional roles of a couple and is loved by her friends and never looks at her friends and reads minds and reveals all of his innermost secrets and is a deep mystery and is stoic and in touch with his emotions and has a whole herd of magical flying horsies.

You forgot knight in shining armor on a white horse.  

[bill440rt]

Yes.  They also want a bad boy and a romantic and a decisive leader and someone lets them make the choises and an athlete and an artist and someone who is always close at hand and someone who gives them lots of space and movie star good looks and independently wealthy and loves all the things they love and leaves them alone to enjoy their own things and loves to cook and prefers to have meals lovingly prepared for them and treats them like a woman and treats them like one of the guys and cleans the house and does the laundry and likes the traditional roles of a couple and is loved by her friends and never looks at her friends and reads minds and reveals all of his innermost secrets and is a deep mystery and is stoic and in touch with his emotions and has a whole herd of magical flying horsies.

You forgot knight in shining armor on a white horse.  

But is that all TOO much to ask?? 

[Ghoste]

I'm pretty sure the list of contradictions is even longer than that but I usually black out before my wife gets to the end of "why can't you be more..." tirade.

[JB400]

If she wants to live in a fantasy, let her stick her nose in a book.

[oldschool]

what? no comments? ........flippin pansies!!!  Sorry men, but the truth hurts! Luv Ya'll! 

it's the thought of betty whites vag.......

[1969chargerrtse]

It's a sad day in America...

Awesome.

[Tilar]

   I found Waldo!

[Chryco Psycho]

own personal fish tank !!

[flyinlow]

  I found Waldo!

Hey Dave ,if your are hungry near Waldo ,stop in at what I think is the only restaurant in town and try a fried Baloney sandwich. Don't think about the nitrates and cholesterol and enjoy. Its on the list of destinations of our Monday night motorcycle rides.


Craig

[Tilar]

My brother works for ODOT and has mentioned that place and in paticular their fried Baloney sandwich. Everytime he goes through there and gets one and then tells me about it.    I guess I'm going to have to take a run down there one day and see what they're all about.  It's only about an hour from me.

[68X426]

 

[twodko]

Frosty!

[Old Moparz]

Yes.  They also want a bad boy and a romantic and a decisive leader and someone lets them make the choises and an athlete and an artist and someone who is always close at hand and someone who gives them lots of space and movie star good looks and independently wealthy and loves all the things they love and leaves them alone to enjoy their own things and loves to cook and prefers to have meals lovingly prepared for them and treats them like a woman and treats them like one of the guys and cleans the house and does the laundry and likes the traditional roles of a couple and is loved by her friends and never looks at her friends and reads minds and reveals all of his innermost secrets and is a deep mystery and is stoic and in touch with his emotions and has a whole herd of magical flying horsies.

You forgot knight in shining armor on a white horse.  

White? Screw that.

I had a white interior & convertible top.....ONCE  Can't keep that stuff clean so a white horse is out of the question.

[mpdlawdog]

My brother works for ODOT and has mentioned that place and in paticular their fried Baloney sandwich. Everytime he goes through there and gets one and then tells me about it.    I guess I'm going to have to take a run down there one day and see what they're all about.  It's only about an hour from me.

Its called G N R....good stuff!  I use to live in Delaware which is right down the road!

[Old Moparz]

I cried laughing at some of these...... 

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[Old Moparz]