To continue with my Senseless Topic fun...

[Khyron]

My Butt Itches and I'm out of beer. 

[Judhudson]

Scratch it and go buy some???

[Rocky]

 

[Khyron]

coulda been worse. I could have asked someone to scratch it for me ...

and I did scratch it. went up stairs, washed my hands, and found a wine cooler behind the lettuce.

[68chrgrwife]

I dropped a metal planter on my foot today and I think I broke my foot, I got a UTI, and my MS is agravatting the crap out of me..I cleaned my whole house from top to bottom, washed all the walls, base boards, and steam cleaned the carpets...Cause Hubby is coming home in 8 days!!!!!!  Now I want to chill, but I think I have to go to the ER for my foot and I want a cranberry and vodka!  And all three of my kids and two dogs are trying to do everything to piss me off today.

[Khyron]

well.... i'm out of beer!


I win.... right?     

[Rocky]

This is my drink of choice for the evening.  Sailor Jerry is the best.

[Khyron]

never heard of it... it's good?

[Khyron]

*yawn*

I'm going to bed. Night all.

[konigcharger]

This is my drink of choice for the evening.  Sailor Jerry is the best.

dude where can i get some of that... 

mmm.... Rum...

[Rocky]

It's a spiced rum kinda like Captain Morgan but not as syrupy sweet.  It is also 92 proof, so it has a nice kick to it.  I like it with coke zero and a splash of lime juice.

[Rocky]

This is my drink of choice for the evening.  Sailor Jerry is the best.

dude where can i get some of that...

mmm.... Rum...

I get mine at BevMo basically a California liquor warehouse, it can be tough to find it sometimes.
Actually I think they ship to other states if you just go to www.bevmo.com  They have just about anything you can think of.

Oops, just checked their website.  They can only ship booze within CA.

[konigcharger]

Sorry - we can't ship the items marked in red to Ohio .

[71ChallengeHer]

well.... i'm out of beer!


I win.... right?     

Nope. I'm never out of beer. I have the keys to the Beer Store and the Club. So I win.

[Rocky]

Sorry - we can't ship the items marked in red to Ohio .

Check your local Mom and Pop stores.  They can usually get most things on special request.  It is definitely worth the try.

[bull]

On the topic of useless topics, when was the last time you guys actually had to purchase a pen? It used to be that when you went to the bank or grocery store the pens were chained to the counter. Nowadays they have tons of them lying around with the business' name printed on them and they encourage you to take them. I haven't bought a pen for years. I've probably saved $8 over the past five years! About 1,875 more years of that and I'll have saved enough to finish my Charger.

[68chrgrwife]

On the topic of useless topics, when was the last time you guys actually had to purchase a pen? It used to be that when you went to the bank or grocery store the pens were chained to the counter. Nowadays they have tons of them lying around with the business' name printed on them and they encourage you to take them. I haven't bought a pen for years. I've probably saved $8 over the past five years! About 1,875 more years of that and I'll have saved enough to finish my Charger.

LOL  That is soo funny, but true...Unfortunatly though I did spend the buck fifty and bought a 12 pack of bic pens the other day...my pens seemed to have grown legs and walked away...I've got unsharpened pencils galore, but no pens..can't take notes or messages without a pen....

[PocketThunder]

On the topic of useless topics, when was the last time you guys actually had to purchase a pen? It used to be that when you went to the bank or grocery store the pens were chained to the counter. Nowadays they have tons of them lying around with the business' name printed on them and they encourage you to take them. I haven't bought a pen for years. I've probably saved $8 over the past five years! About 1,875 more years of that and I'll have saved enough to finish my Charger.

LOL  That is soo funny, but true...Unfortunatly though I did spend the buck fifty and bought a 12 pack of bic pens the other day...my pens seemed to have grown legs and walked away...I've got unsharpened pencils galore, but no pens..can't take notes or messages without a pen....

unsharpened pencils and no pencil sharpener in the house!

[ck1]

Dam, I was gonna KILL! some Spring weeds today at my other job, but its to rainy and cold out to do so...........I got to try really hard now not to use sarcasm from using the KILL! word

[ck1]

On the topic of useless topics, when was the last time you guys actually had to purchase a pen? It used to be that when you went to the bank or grocery store the pens were chained to the counter. Nowadays they have tons of them lying around with the business' name printed on them and they encourage you to take them. I haven't bought a pen for years. I've probably saved $8 over the past five years! About 1,875 more years of that and I'll have saved enough to finish my Charger.

LOL  That is soo funny, but true...Unfortunatly though I did spend the buck fifty and bought a 12 pack of bic pens the other day...my pens seemed to have grown legs and walked away...I've got unsharpened pencils galore, but no pens..can't take notes or messages without a pen....

unsharpened pencils and no pencil sharpener in the house!

How about note book paper to, with the use of computers so much at school now days, I wonder if kids really learn any good penmenship?  Mines hasn't changed much from the third grade, and I didn't even see a computer tell about 1995

[PocketThunder]

On the topic of useless topics, when was the last time you guys actually had to purchase a pen? It used to be that when you went to the bank or grocery store the pens were chained to the counter. Nowadays they have tons of them lying around with the business' name printed on them and they encourage you to take them. I haven't bought a pen for years. I've probably saved $8 over the past five years! About 1,875 more years of that and I'll have saved enough to finish my Charger.

LOL  That is soo funny, but true...Unfortunatly though I did spend the buck fifty and bought a 12 pack of bic pens the other day...my pens seemed to have grown legs and walked away...I've got unsharpened pencils galore, but no pens..can't take notes or messages without a pen....

unsharpened pencils and no pencil sharpener in the house!

How about note book paper to, with the use of computers so much at school now days, I wonder if kids really learn any good penmenship?  Mines hasn't changed much from the third grade, and I didn't even see a computer tell about 1995

1995?  Computers have been around since 1955! 

[my73charger]

Speaking of pens and broken feet, my wife is the QUEEN of bringing pens home from work.  We will never run out, plus I usually end up collecting them whenever I am forced to go to one of those conferences where vendors all line up to give you free stuff.  (Last time I collected a nice free backpack plus a bunch of pens, notepads, kitchen clips, magnets, etc.)

Now on the subject of a broken foot, my wife slipped in water this winter and broke her foot.  She actually ripped the tendon away from the outside of her foot and it took a chunk of bone with it in the tear.  Very painful for her.  She was forced to wear a walking boot for about 8 weeks.  It was kinda funny cause my oldest daughter was very pregnant at the time so she was really waddling.    When they walked somewhere together I would say, here comes  "Hop-along and Waddles!"  Funny thing though, I usually had to enjoy my laughter on the run cause if I was within arms reach I would get popped one.  Still funny though. 

[andy74]

I havent bought a pen in years,the dealer reps all come around with free crap all th etime,pens,note pads etc,so im usually all set-my son and wife bought me a stainless steel charger r/t pen a few years ago,i do buy refills for it though! and i will be having a beer in 5 more hours,right when i get out of work!

[ck1]

On the topic of useless topics, when was the last time you guys actually had to purchase a pen? It used to be that when you went to the bank or grocery store the pens were chained to the counter. Nowadays they have tons of them lying around with the business' name printed on them and they encourage you to take them. I haven't bought a pen for years. I've probably saved $8 over the past five years! About 1,875 more years of that and I'll have saved enough to finish my Charger.

LOL  That is soo funny, but true...Unfortunatly though I did spend the buck fifty and bought a 12 pack of bic pens the other day...my pens seemed to have grown legs and walked away...I've got unsharpened pencils galore, but no pens..can't take notes or messages without a pen....

unsharpened pencils and no pencil sharpener in the house!

How about note book paper to, with the use of computers so much at school now days, I wonder if kids really learn any good penmenship?  Mines hasn't changed much from the third grade, and I didn't even see a computer tell about 1995

1995?  Computers have been around since 1955! 

Hey what can I say I'm poor and I had no use for one tell then............

[ck1]

Oh ya, I stepped in dog poop three times today trimming trees

[bull]

I had another stupid issue to bring up here but I forgot what it was.

[cheap]

  Here is another one....How come we can't go anywhere without our cell phones Are we afraid that if someone calls our house we will miss the call...If it is that important, wouldn't that person call us back anyway

Hmmmm,,, sometimes I miss the simple times....

[Khyron]

The scab on my leg came off today, well, half came off itself. I ripped the other half off.

The scab had 4 leg hairs in it.

[71ChallengeHer]

I worked at the Beer Store tonight and forgot to bring beer home

[bull]

Today: I rented 'The Departed' and plan on watching it later tonight. I ate lunch at Quiznos. I spent two hours trying to pick my mother up at the airport. I made an appointment to have the safety recall F42 (unused wiring connector) taken care of on my Durango next week. I watched a very, very petite, thin woman get behind the wheel of a stretch limo at the McDonalds parking lot, back it into a bush and drive it away. It's 64.8-degrees Fahrenheit here right now.

[skip68]

Where to begin,...
"we're trying to buy a house, paperwork is in...........I hate to wait! NO PATIENCE!!!!!"  Kids have been a real pain in the arse lately, .....thinkin about puttin them on e-bay! Just kiddin! haha!  I heard that April is a  TORNADO's favorite month.    Got a new color of nail polish that I thought looked pretty, from the bottle,...WRONG!...since I don't have a tan yet because it's too cold, it made my hand look like a corpse's hand! Our young roommate and a friend of his played drums downstairs ALLLLL day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! o.k. it was just half a day, but it gets old quick! Chuck is snoring right behind me!!!!!

But hey, it could be worse,......he could be farting in his sleep as well!!!!!
Mrs.Skip68

[68chrgrwife]

On the topic of useless topics, when was the last time you guys actually had to purchase a pen? It used to be that when you went to the bank or grocery store the pens were chained to the counter. Nowadays they have tons of them lying around with the business' name printed on them and they encourage you to take them. I haven't bought a pen for years. I've probably saved $8 over the past five years! About 1,875 more years of that and I'll have saved enough to finish my Charger.

LOL  That is soo funny, but true...Unfortunatly though I did spend the buck fifty and bought a 12 pack of bic pens the other day...my pens seemed to have grown legs and walked away...I've got unsharpened pencils galore, but no pens..can't take notes or messages without a pen....

unsharpened pencils and no pencil sharpener in the house!

no i have a sharpener...it is just not plugged in.

[68chrgrwife]

Speaking of pens and broken feet, my wife is the QUEEN of bringing pens home from work.  We will never run out, plus I usually end up collecting them whenever I am forced to go to one of those conferences where vendors all line up to give you free stuff.  (Last time I collected a nice free backpack plus a bunch of pens, notepads, kitchen clips, magnets, etc.)

Now on the subject of a broken foot, my wife slipped in water this winter and broke her foot.  She actually ripped the tendon away from the outside of her foot and it took a chunk of bone with it in the tear.  Very painful for her.  She was forced to wear a walking boot for about 8 weeks.  It was kinda funny cause my oldest daughter was very pregnant at the time so she was really waddling.    When they walked somewhere together I would say, here comes  "Hop-along and Waddles!"  Funny thing though, I usually had to enjoy my laughter on the run cause if I was within arms reach I would get popped one.  Still funny though. 

Yeah I would have killed ya if I were either one of them...my hubby always made fun of me when I was on crutches n whe I was pregnant.

[68chrgrwife]

Here is another one....How come we can't go anywhere without our cell phones Are we afraid that if someone calls our house we will miss the call...If it is that important, wouldn't that person call us back anyway

Hmmmm,,, sometimes I miss the simple times....

Hey I actually turned off my answering machine the other day...I figure if it is importnat they will try and get back to me later.....I have caller id so If I go out I just check it when I come home to see if anyone that I want to talk to called, then I return their call if I feel like it.  As for the cell phone....I bring it with me in case of emergancies.....and believe me it has helped...I got hit the other week and had to call the cops..it was late at night and there were no buisnesses open for me to use a phone, plus I was with all three of my kids, downtown where there are a lot of loonies and bums....and once I was driving my challenger and the tire blew...I had no tools and needed to call hubby to come rescue me.....I love my cell sometimes

[my73charger]

Speaking of pens and broken feet, my wife is the QUEEN of bringing pens home from work.  We will never run out, plus I usually end up collecting them whenever I am forced to go to one of those conferences where vendors all line up to give you free stuff.  (Last time I collected a nice free backpack plus a bunch of pens, notepads, kitchen clips, magnets, etc.)

Now on the subject of a broken foot, my wife slipped in water this winter and broke her foot.  She actually ripped the tendon away from the outside of her foot and it took a chunk of bone with it in the tear.  Very painful for her.  She was forced to wear a walking boot for about 8 weeks.  It was kinda funny cause my oldest daughter was very pregnant at the time so she was really waddling.    When they walked somewhere together I would say, here comes  "Hop-along and Waddles!"  Funny thing though, I usually had to enjoy my laughter on the run cause if I was within arms reach I would get popped one.  Still funny though. 

Yeah I would have killed ya if I were either one of them...my hubby always made fun of me when I was on crutches n whe I was pregnant.

Hahaha!    She knows I am just having fun...but I still usually stay out of her reach just to be safe. Don't want to look like this. 

She actually did wollop me with a round house right once when I startled her.  That hand came out of no where and landed smack on my my cheek.  Nearly knocked me out of my chair.  Actually stunned me cause I wasn't expecting it.  We still joke about that one.  That is probably why I stay out of reach when kidding around.   

[my73charger]

I told off a car salesman yesterday.  He wouldn't give me a decent trade value on my car I want to trade-in.  I knew going in what Kelley Blue book had to say and he was at least $1,000 off the mark and didn't want to budge.   

[ck1]

Dose anybody remember kahbongerballs? think I spelled it right........................

[SLIKK 70]

The plant air compressor has been running for 5 minutes straight with no use of air anywhere. I guess I will leave my office and check it out now.  It's really cloudy today also.

[my73charger]

Man just when the rain had all the road salt cleaned off so I could cruise we got another dump of snow and the dang plows dumped salt all over everything!    I hate winter!

[Brock Samson]

I used spell check on this thread!

[68chrgrwife]

I used spell check on this thread!

And what did you come up with?

[Brock Samson]

 my usual perfectionness... 

[68chrgrwife]

ur a dork....sorry did I say that outloud...LOL

[68chrgrwife]

ok I am leaving in 10 minutes to go to a Spring fling thing with my kids...although not sure why...there will be an easter bunny, but I have to bring my own camera (and the baby is petrified of him), and when they "egg hunt"..they can only get 5 eggs each..that's it.....

[Brock Samson]

some folks happen to like dorks.. 

[CharlieCharger]

The scab on my leg came off today, well, half came off itself. I ripped the other half off.

The scab had 4 leg hairs in it.

Do you ever sit there and rip a huge scab off..and just sit there in awe and stare at it?  

[68chrgrwife]

The scab on my leg came off today, well, half came off itself. I ripped the other half off.

The scab had 4 leg hairs in it.

Do you ever sit there and rip a huge scab off..and just sit there in awe and stare at it?  

did that when i needed stitches...they took out the stitches n i played w/ the scab....also when I cut my leg on a sawzaw...that was a good one......It came off in one long piece....

[bull]

Sawzaw? Do you mean Sawzall? Ouch!

[68chrgrwife]

Sawzaw? Do you mean Sawzall? Ouch!

yeah whatever that saw thingy is called....Hubby had one lying in the garage, I walked past it and got my leg pretty good.  I have a scar to remember that one by....

[bull]

Yea, 'sawz all' because it cuts everything, including the legs of attractive young females. Sorry.

[PocketThunder]

Yea, 'sawz all' because it cuts everything, including the legs of attractive young females. Sorry.

  Scha-wing!!!

[68chrgrwife]

Hey poket thunder what does your name mean?  I have bad thoughts about it.

[ck1]

Hey poket thunder what does your name mean?  I have bad thoughts about it.

Its his back pocket you don't want to know

[my73charger]