Post office job

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A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.
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>       The interviewer asks him, " Have you been in the service?"
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>       Yes," he says. "I was in the armed forces for three years"
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>       The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward
>employment" and then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
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>       The guy says, "Yes, 100%. A mortar round exploded near me and blew
>my testicles off."
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>       The interviewer tells the guy, "O.K. I can hire you right now. The
>hours are from 8:00 A M. to 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow. Come in at
>10:00 A.M. "
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>       The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00 A.M. to
>4:00 P.M., then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 A.M. ?"
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>       "This is a government job", the interviewer says. "For the first two
>hours we stand around scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for
>that."