WHY

[charger490]

- Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
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- Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
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- Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
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- Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
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- Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
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- Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
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- Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid
- made with real lemons?
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- Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
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- Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
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- Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
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- When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
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- Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
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- Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
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- You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why
- don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
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- Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
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- Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
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- If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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- If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

[tan top]

 there is some good ones there (Charger490)

[Arthu®]

There are some good ones there!

- Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?

That's why in the new Windows Vista it is no longer called start. I saw an interview with the creative director.

[my73charger]

Points to ponder for sure...

[ck1]

There is a guy who gets paid good money to test pet food by eating it himself, I have seen it on T.V. 

[mopar_head]

he even eats it outside of work...