old farmer

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>>>A Department of Agriculture representative stopped at
>>> a farm and said to the old farmer, "I'm here to
>>> inspect your farm."
>>>
>>> The old farmer said, "You'd better not go out in that
>>> field."
>>>
>>> The Ag representative said in a demanding tone, "I
>>> have the authority of the U. S. Government behind me.
>>> See this card, I am allowed to go wherever I wish on
>>> agricultural land."
>>>
>>> So the old farmer went about his chores. In a few
>>> minutes, he heard loud screams and saw the Department
>>> of Agriculture rep running for his life, headed for
>>> the fence. Close behind, and gaining with every step,
>>> was the farmer's prize bull, nostrils flaring, madder
>>> than a full nest of hornets.
>>>
>>> The old farmer cupped his hands to his mouth and
>>> yelled out, "Show Him Your Card! Show Him Your Card!"