Broke Back Bar

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A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in; he realizes it's a gay bar.
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> But what the heck," he says to himself, "I really want a drink."
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> When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name
> of your wee wee?"
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> The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that, all I want is a
> Drink."
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> The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me
> tthe name of your wee wee.. Mine for instance is called Nike, for the
> Slogan 'Just Do It,' and that guy down at the end of the bar calls his,
> Snickers, because it really 'Satisfies.'"
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> The cowboy looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give Him
> a second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his
> Left, who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?"
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> The man looks back and says with a smile "Timex," and the thirsty Cowboy
> asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a Lickin
> and keeps on tickin!"
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> A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fellas on his right, who
> Happens to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you Guys
> cal yours?"
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> The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "Ford, because Quality
> is Job One." Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"
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> The guy next to him then says, "I call mine Chevy, 'Like A Rock.'" And
> gives a wink.
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> Even more shaken the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes up
> With a name. He exclaims, "The name of my wee wee is 'secret.' Now giive
> Me a beer."
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> The bartender begins to pour the Cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look
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> Asked, "Why Secret?"
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> The cowboy says, "Because it's Strong enough for a man, but made for a
> woman."