the perfect job, not!!

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  A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his
check. He marched straight up to the counter and said,
" Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really
rather have a job."
 
The social worker behind the counter said, " Your timing is
excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old
man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful
daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and
he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours,
meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort the
daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you will have to
satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom
apartment above the garage. The salary is $200,000 a year."
 
The guy, wide-eyed, said, " You're bullshittin' me! "
The social worker said, " Yeah, well . . you started it."