Five Surgeons

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Subject: Surgeons
>
> Five surgeons are discussing the types of people they like
> to operate on.
>
> The first surgeon says: "I like to see accountants on my
> operating table,
> because when you open  them up, everything inside is
> numbered."
>
> The second responds: "Yeah, but you should try
> electricians!  Everything  inside them is color  coded."
>
> The third surgeon says: "No, I really think librarians are
> the  best;  everything inside them is in  alphabetical
> order."
>
> The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like
> construction
> workers...those  guys always understand when you have a few
> parts left over."
>
> But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed:
> "You're  all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate
> on. There's no guts, no  heart, no balls, no brains and no
> spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable.

[TruckDriver]

 

[68chrgrwife]

hey maybe you should add that to the two global warming threads........LOL

[Charger_Fan]

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[Khyron]

hey maybe you should add that to the two global warming threads........LOL

DING! we have a winner!

[71ChallengeHer]

You sure # 4 shouldn't be mechanics.

[Khyron]

they're not left over.


I am just more efficient then the factory


thats my story and I'm sticking to it

[LargerCharger383]