So....Does anybody love their cars as much as this guy?

[Judhudson]

I don't know if this is real or not.  I caught it on another message board.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/1,,2007110349,00.html

[TruckDriver]

 

[tan top]

............      i don't know what to say on this , but i think that this guy needs ..... professional  help ,treatment of some sort ..
     
          .........

[Todd Wilson]

HAHA!   Thats great!!!!!!!

And you just thought it was a banana in the tailpipe!

Is it a 2 stroke or a 4 stroke!

Cross Ram!

Blower!

fuel pump!

Gives a new meaning to a Dana rear end!


Todd

[bull]

Ever seen that SNL commercial with Chris Parnell and the Mercury with the "special" feature?

http://www.pistolwimp.com/media/29939/

[69bronzeT5]

WTF, I hug my car sometimes but thats TOO FAR!

[Judhudson]

WTF, I hug my car sometimes but thats TOO FAR!

Now we've all been guilty of that

[Drache]

Gotta love the one comment at the bottom:

Poor cars - they can't scream rape now can they?

[Wheels of Terror]

Have you ever gotten the feeling that it "knows" your around? The weirdest thing is for me when I take out the trash at night. Ever since I bought my Charger, I havent been scared to take it out.  It is dark and I have to walk out back of the house. I have 7 other cars in the driveway. I don't get this "feeling" from any of them except the Charger. I'm crazy, I know.

[Afflyer]

 

[CB]

WTF, I hug my car sometimes but thats TOO FAR!

Now we've all been guilty of that

guilty 

[PocketThunder]

"Chris believes one spark for his fetish was 1980s cult TV series Knight Rider, starring David Hasselhof and featuring a talking car."

Its all KITS fault!!!!!!

[dkn1997]

big inch stroker.

suck, squeeze, bang, blow

yank the crank

we could go on forever, I love how they refer to him and his fellow phychos as "cranks"

[dkn1997]

when he puts extra lube on the ball joint, he does not even use a wrench or a grease gun.

[bordin34]

 
Just Wrong.

[daytonalo]

I guess his idea of foreplay is reading the cars owner manual !

[dart3404]

WTF, I hug my car sometimes but thats TOO FAR!

Now we've all been guilty of that

guilty 

guilty I love to hug my car

[Wheels of Terror]

   Whillie gets a "goodnight" hug. Ok, I know you guys are laughing at me.  Yes, the Spring special has a name.

[71ChallengeHer]

Ok, I admit it "Eddie" "The Challenger has a name", too gets a good waxing and rub down before every Car Show.

[Wheels of Terror]

Finally, a muscle car with a man's name. They are rear whell drive with a differential........ ok I said too much. 

[Brock Samson]

i've bben known to pat a dash or two...
and i really enjoy washing the charger,.. ok the runner and the 300 too..
Maybe i do need help... 

[Rocky]

"The firm never asked why — but I loved the view while she was up on the ramp and they were working on her. I love all aspects of cars. Some people even like to taste mechanical fluids, but that's going too far."

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"Hey Buddy, does this tranny fluid taste burnt to you?"

"No, but the sweet, sweet ethelyne glycol in the coolant has the slightest hint of aluminum from the pump and housing."

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[LargerCharger383]

first off, WTF, secondly, why on God's green earth would you advertise that fact about yourself....i know someone whos gonna get some interesting looks at his next swap meet...

he's been lucky so far, but he'll have a few mini-coopers running around eventually...

[Brock Samson]

or a bad rod knock.. 

[Khyron]

I'm all about sharing...


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