Bubba's Conversion

[my73charger]

Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill 

and cook venison steak. But, all of Bubba's neighbors were 

Catholic.... And since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating 

meat on Friday. The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks 

was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they 

finally talked to their priest. The Priest came to visit Bubba, and 

suggested that he become a Catholic.



After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass, and as 

the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You were born a 

Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic."



Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night 

arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the 

neighborhood.



The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and, as he 

rushed into Bubba's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold 

him, he stopped and watched in amazement. There stood Bubba, 

clutching a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled 

over the grilling meat and chanted: "You wuz born a deer, you wuz 

raised a deer, but now you is a catfish."