AL GORE WINS AN OSCAR!!!!

[Brock Samson]

lol! 

so i guess all you liberal media democratic treehuggers can rejoyce now...

[Vainglory, Esq.]

Kinda like Hillary Clinton winning a Grammy....oh wait.

[bull]

They'll give him and Oscar to make him feel better about being a loser otherwise. He can put it in the trophy case next to his red "2nd place 2000 presidential election" ribbon and his "Father of the Internet" award.

[pettyfan43]

Ya had to expect that in hollyweird! WAY too many liberal schmucks out there, Stinking place is EAT UP with em!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TK73]

HOLY F@&#ING SH1T!!  CANT YOU YAHOOZ SHUT UP ABOUT "LIBERAL" THIS, "LIBERAL" THAT SH1T FOR A F'IN MINUTE??

[Brock Samson]

ok ok who put iching powder in your Birkenstocks?.. 

[bull]

HOLY F@&#ING SH1T!!  CANT YOU YAHOOZ SHUT UP ABOUT "LIBERAL" THIS, "LIBERAL" THAT SH1T FOR A F'IN MINUTE??

Whoa! Who pushed TK's big red button?

[dkn1997]

Al Gore is ok I guess, but I thought Leonardo Dicaprio was going to drop down and service him right in front of the world.  He was laying it on way thick

[Vainglory, Esq.]

Did you guys honestly watch the Oscars?  How does one actually sit through that dreck?

[Brock Samson]

i just kept my eyes peeled for Scarlett! 

[Lowprofile]

Oh Joy, Chicken Little wins an OSCAR...    Look out everyone, "The Sky is Falling!" 

[BB1]

I watched Dogfights on the History Channel, way better choice.

[Khyron]

I watched Dogfights on the History Channel, way better choice.

agreed!

[BMOTOXSTAR]

At least Gore is worried about Global Warming.  Can't wait till' the Dems are back in office.

[hutch]

just wait till they try and ban anything over a 4 banger.  If they had their way,  gas would be $10 a gal and we would all be in jail for the cars we drive.

[41husk]

Did anyone see his movie?  I must say it was one of the most boring things I have ever seen.  The info was not bad I just can't believe he got an oscar for that presentation.  I bought Dirty Mary Crazy larry, on sale at the mall and watched it for the first time.  Much better viewing and a better story than Bullet.  Was that 69 sassy grass or sublime?  Ilike that color.

[Old Moparz]

Screw TV & the big ass kissing, who does who, in Hollywood awards, I made a small cardboard model of my house.

Al Gore is a lot cooler than Bush, he grew a beard that time.   

[chargerboy69]

Ya had to expect that in hollyweird! WAY too many liberal schmucks out there, Stinking place is EAT UP with em!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  I could not agree more. It was a given he was going to win that "award".

[Ponch ®]

Did you guys honestly watch the Oscars?  How does one actually sit through that dreck?

I cant ever watch any sort of award shows. It's basically show biz people giving each other handjobs over how great they are.

As for Al Gore  winning an Oscar...predictable. You have to live and hang around in Hollywood to fully realize how zealously liberal that industry can be. And I'm not saying that from the paranoid right wing wacko perspective *cough* bull *cough*. Every year they pick a cause or two and anything having to do with them wins just about any award so Hollywood can redeem itself by showing to the world how compassionate and socially conscious it is. In the 80's and early 90's it was AIDS, then it was retards, last year it was homos, and now its Global Warming and the War.

[CaptMarvel]

Whoa! Who pushed TK's big red button?

Its got a hair trigger, dont worry about it none...
Still, Al's comedy is pretty good, his politics and social thinking scares the #@!& out of me. Stick to self depricating humor Al, makes you more human....Youd never see ol Slick Willie trashing himself for a couple of yucks...

[73dodge]

Did you guys honestly watch the Oscars?  How does one actually sit through that dreck?

I cant ever watch any sort of award shows. It's basically show biz people giving each other handjobs over how great they are.

As for Al Gore  winning an Oscar...predictable. You have to live and hang around in Hollywood to fully realize how zealously liberal that industry can be. And I'm not saying that from the paranoid right wing wacko perspective *cough* bull *cough*. Every year they pick a cause or two and anything having to do with them wins just about any award so Hollywood can redeem itself by showing to the world how compassionate and socially conscious it is. In the 80's and early 90's it was AIDS, then it was retards, last year it was homos, and now its Global Warming and the War.

What was interesting to me Mojo was when I spent 2 months working at CBS driving around Hollywierd I was absolutely amazed at how many big stinkin SUV's (Hummers, Expeditions and Suburbans) there were driving around on the roads. And usually the people driving them was a petite blond who was all by herself in those things. I mean in poor ole Cleveland there are not too many people that can afford to fill those things up let alone afford to buy one. And the people who end up buying those big trucks or SUV's usually have the backs loaded up with tools and parts because they use those trucks to make money in their business or it is because the woman driving the suburban usually has 6-8 of her own kids riding around in it.   


But Hollywierd is full of self aware liberals who care about the planet and care about the underclass in society, yeah right!


Look Global warming is a religion and Al Gore is the pope preaching against the sin of man made Global Warming. And you heathens better stop driving your big bad internal combustion engines because you are destroying the god of earth. In order to achieve salvation we must all switch to electric cars or better yet use a bike for daily transportation and stop heating our house with gas and commit ourselves to reducing our carbon footprint because if we don't we are all going to HELL because we are sinning against the planet. CAN I GET AN AMEN?


There ya go Global warming in a "nut"shell........................

[Ponch ®]

Did you guys honestly watch the Oscars?  How does one actually sit through that dreck?

I cant ever watch any sort of award shows. It's basically show biz people giving each other handjobs over how great they are.

As for Al Gore  winning an Oscar...predictable. You have to live and hang around in Hollywood to fully realize how zealously liberal that industry can be. And I'm not saying that from the paranoid right wing wacko perspective *cough* bull *cough*. Every year they pick a cause or two and anything having to do with them wins just about any award so Hollywood can redeem itself by showing to the world how compassionate and socially conscious it is. In the 80's and early 90's it was AIDS, then it was retards, last year it was homos, and now its Global Warming and the War.

What was interesting to me Mojo was when I spent 2 months working at CBS driving around Hollywierd I was absolutely amazed at how many big stinkin SUV's (Hummers, Expeditions and Suburbans) there were driving around on the roads. And usually the people driving them was a petite blond who was all by herself in those things. I mean in poor ole Cleveland there are not too many people that can afford to fill those things up let alone afford to buy one. And the people who end up buying those big trucks or SUV's usually have the backs loaded up with tools and parts because they use those trucks to make money in their business or it is because the woman driving the suburban usually has 6-8 of her own kids riding around in it.   


But Hollywierd is full of self aware liberals who care about the planet and care about the underclass in society, yeah right!

...and that is precisely why they NEED to have these awards where, for a night, celebrities get to act like they're trying to save the world and correct all of its evils - whether its in their speeches, or by giving awards to people/material that they seem as sympathetic to their causes, or through some stunt like showing up to the red carpet in a Honda Hybrid.

Actresses show up at these things wearing million dollar jewelry, meanwhile "Blood Diamonds" was up for a couple of awards. But not any major ones, mind you.

[AKcharger]

Like iceman said it's just the latest "crisis" some people just can't survive unless they have a "cause" like:
- '70's the energy crisis...remember we were supposed to run out of gas 7 years ago
- Global Cooling, new ice age this was popular in '78-'79
- 80's "No nukes" 3 mile island and all that stuff
- 80's WWIII and Reagan and cruse missliles in Europe...we're still here
- "feed the world"...now people are too fat...including many 3rd world countries
- AIDS...but we still have that

[Ponch ®]

- AIDS...but we still have that

not me, Hoss. 

[John_Kunkel]

HOLY F@&#ING SH1T!!  CANT YOU YAHOOZ SHUT UP ABOUT "LIBERAL" THIS, "LIBERAL" THAT SH1T FOR A F'IN MINUTE??

Predictable rhetoric. To some, anybody who doesn't drink the right wing Kool-Aid is a Liberal.

[Ponch ®]

HOLY F@&#ING SH1T!!  CANT YOU YAHOOZ SHUT UP ABOUT "LIBERAL" THIS, "LIBERAL" THAT SH1T FOR A F'IN MINUTE??

Predictable rhetoric. To some, anybody who doesn't drink the right wing Kool-Aid is a Liberal.

But that also works in the opposite direction. To some, if you're not against the war, buy into global warming, etc, you're either ignorant, a religious zealot, a racist, and so on.

Believe me, it's not simply rhetoric. Don't forget that I live in L.A. I'm not some guy from Montana for whom "them liberals" are just some concept that he thinks he needs to be against and who's never met one. I live, work, and go to school with them. Because of that, I know that being a liberal doesn't necessarily mean that you are a commie, or that you hate America, or that you have a bleeding heart. However, I also constantly deal with the liberal types that everyone hates - self righteous intellectuals and the like. When people talk about the Hollywood left, theyre not exagerating that much.

[defiance]

Yep, both ways.  I'm getting quite tired of the whole discussion.  Michael Moore is a loon.  So is O'reilly.  People drink both those flavors like mad, though.  They both represent the REAL problem America is, for the most part, valiantly ignoring: the polarizing effect the self-serving two party system has locked us into.  The Republican & Democratic parties dictate what questions will be asked, and what side of the answer they will gravitate toward.  Great for a lot of Americans, this way they don't have to actually THINK about issues 

[Guns N Rotors]

No, no, no. You guys are missing the biggest travesty of this years
Oscars...

Happy Feet beat out Cars for best animation.

What a bunch of hooey!

[MichaelRW]

What Oscar did he win for? Best comedy?

[Charger_Fan]

Did you guys honestly watch the Oscars? 

No.

[Vainglory, Esq.]

I'm going to sue for a recount.

[pettyfan43]

At least Gore is worried about Global Warming.  Can't wait till' the Dems are back in office.

I SURE hope that doesn't happen, My taxes are more than high enough and I REALLY don't want to see this country cut and run from Iraq. You think 9/11 was bad, we won't be able to keep those nutjobs out if the democrats get their way.

AND YES all of the dems have already said these two things are gonna happen "when" they are in the white house
If that happens, GOD help us because these morons sure as HELL WON'T!

[Big Lebowski]

  I told my buddy..."Al Gore's gonna win an Oscar tonight." He says..."How do you know?" I said..."The fix is in."

   All of the other "docu-dramas" never had a chance in hell. If Al Gore doesn't think 50 mpg. is good enough, then I wonder how he feels about my 100 octane 440 Six-pack Charger with 4.10 rear gears, which are not very freeway friendly, at all, 7 mpg.

[Afflyer]

Look Global warming is a religion and Al Gore is the pope preaching against the sin of man made Global Warming. And you heathens better stop driving your big bad internal combustion engines because you are destroying the god of earth. In order to achieve salvation we must all switch to electric cars or better yet use a bike for daily transportation and stop heating our house with gas and commit ourselves to reducing our carbon footprint because if we don't we are all going to HELL because we are sinning against the planet. CAN I GET AN AMEN?



AAAAAAAMEN to that!

I've got one for you guys- how 'bout when the lezbo who sang the title song (and also won an Oscar for it- big surprise there) to the so-called "documentary" from the Gorebot, Goracle or whateverthehell you want to call the windbag, was up there strummin away and the giant screen behind her began INDOCTRINATING the audience and all of America with this RELIGION called "Global Warming."  It flashed in big, bright white letters what we all must do, like it's gonna make a damned difference anyway.  And yes, I too thought Leonardo Decaprio was going to get down on his knees and service the big Bore right there too.  "Kiss his ring! Kiss his ring! Ya Fruit Loop!" I yelled out to the TV right then and there.

I only wanted to watch the show for the sake of seeing that drop-dead-sexy-gorgeous-babe-of-a-woman Helen Mirren get her very well deserved Oscar.  I just knew she was going to take the prize!  Now SHE is what you'd call a GILF!!! Admit it- you know what I'm talkin about!

As for the rest of the show- give me a friggin brake you Hollywood Off-scale left LOONS!!!!

My GOD Mojo, gethehell outta that looneybin town before they "indoctrinate" you the way they tried all of America last night, for God's sake!

Whatever happened to the talk of a global cool down when I was a kid back in the '70s?  Huh?!

Buncha Freaks!

[pettyfan43]

just wait till they try and ban anything over a 4 banger.  If they had their way,  gas would be $10 a gal and we would all be in jail for the cars we drive.

Exactly why the Dems are pushing the global warming crap so hard.

Of course Gore would be a lot more convincing if he actually practiced what he preaches. But hey he is the great algore, Do as I SAY ; NOT as I DO!!!!!!!!!!!!

It is a sad sad commentary when people will be led around like cattle to slaughter.

Gore procalims "We have to all do our part" While he owns 3 houses over 15000 square feet and his family owns SEVERAL FULL sized SUVs and NOT ONE hybrid. That private jet is pretty damn green too isn't it?!??!!!?   

I just really have no respect for hypocritical people and hollyweird is eat up with them. There are Democrats I have respect for. The problem I have with the party is that there are way too many Al Gores, Harry Reids, nancy Pelosis, Barak Oamas and Hilary Clintons. These people are NOT your traditional normal RATIONAL Democrats, they are socialists. That is the MAIN reason I will not under any circumstance vote for a democrat for the highest offices.

I'd seriously look at Joe Lieberman, the man has character. He is NOT a waffler (Kerry, Clinton, Obama et al) He isn't liberal enough for the democrat party though. They basically kicked him out.

The democrats have always promoted themselves as the party of enlightenment, tolerance and peace. The party now is NOT the party it was 20 years ago, or even ten years ago. When I registered to vote, i actually registered as  democrat. I didn't leave the party. it left ME!
I can no longer vote for the people calling themselves democrats. They are no such thing.

[Vainglory, Esq.]

Okay, the jokes are funny, because both sides of the modern political spectrum deserve all the scorn we can heap on them for the stupid things they do, but if we make this thread overtly political (am I too late?), this thread will be whacked before you can say "four puerto rican hookers a strap-on dong, a shaved kitten, two well-oiled thai transvestites, and 130 pounds of butter-flavored shortening."  And for damn good reason.

I don't care how you vote or if you vote at all, but keep the invective aimed at "right wingers" and "dems" off this board!

[Brock Samson]

both sides of the modern political spectrum deserve all the scorn we can heap on them for the stupid things they do, but if we make this thread overtly political (am I too late?), this thread will be whacked before you can say "four puerto rican hookers a strap-on dong, a shaved kitten, two well-oiled thai transvestites, and 130 pounds of butter-flavored shortening."  And for damn good reason.

What you got against us Lezbos?..

[PocketThunder]

Okay, the jokes are funny, because both sides of the modern political spectrum deserve all the scorn we can heap on them for the stupid things they do, but if we make this thread overtly political (am I too late?), this thread will be whacked before you can say "four puerto rican hookers a strap-on dong, a shaved kitten, two well-oiled thai transvestites, and 130 pounds of butter-flavored shortening."  And for damn good reason.

I don't care how you vote or if you vote at all, but keep the invective aimed at "right wingers" and "dems" off this board!

I just read that thread before comming to this one...and it made perfect sense! 

PS Hey how long are you in town for anyways?

[Vainglory, Esq.]

I live here now.  Going to the U's law school.  Three years at least.

[Brock Samson]

here's the reason watched.. 

[2Gunz]

Eh....

I did audio for her once and ....


Whateva....

I was less than enchanted.