golf game

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Subject: golf game


Four lawyers in a law firm lived and died for their Saturday morning
round of golf.  It was their favorite moment of the week.  Then one
of the lawyers was transferred to an office in another city.   
It wasn't quite the same without him.  A new woman lawyer joined their
law firm.  One day she overheard the remaining three talking at the
coffee table about their golf round.
 
Curious, she spoke up, "You know, I used to play on my golf team in
college and I was pretty good.  Would you mind if I joined you next
week?"

The three lawyers looked at each other.  They were hesitant. Not one
of them wanted to say yes, but she had them on the spot.  Finally, one
man said it would be okay, but they would be starting pretty early, at
6:30 am.
 
He figured the early tee time would discourage her immediately. The
woman said this might be a problem, and asked if she could possibly be
up to 15 minutes late.
 
They rolled their eyes, but said this would be okay She smiled, and
said, "Good, then I'll be there either at 6:30 or 6:45." She showed up
right at 6:30, and wound up beating all three of them with an
eye-opening 2-under-par round.  She was a fun and pleasant person the
entire round.  The guys were impressed! Back in the clubhouse they
congratulated her and happily invited her back the next week. She
smiled, and said, "Sure, I'll be here at 6:30 or 6:45." The next week
she again showed up at 6:30 Saturday morning. Only this time, she played
left-handed.  The three lawyers were incredulous as she still managed
to beat them with an even par round, despite playing with her "off"
hand.  By now the guys were totally amazed, but wondered if she was
just trying to make them look bad by beating them left-handed. They
couldn't figure her out.   
She was again very pleasant and didn't seem to be showing them, but each
man began to harbor a burning desire to beat her!   
In the third week they all had their game faces on.  But this week
she was 15 minutes late!  This had the guys irritable because each was
determined to play the best  round of golf of his life, to beat
her.  As they waited for her, they figured her late arrival was some
petty gamesmanship on her part.  Finally, she showed up   

This week the lady lawyer played right-handed, which was a good thing
since she narrowly beat all three of them. However, she was so gracious
and so complimentary of their strong play, it was hard to hold a grudge
against her.
 
This woman was a riddle no one could figure out! Back in the clubhouse
she had all three guys shaking their heads at her ability.  They had a
couple of beers after their round which helped the conversation loosen
up.
 
Finally, one of the men could contain his curiosity no longer. He asked
her point blank, "How do you decide if you're going to golf right-handed
or left-handed?"
 
The lady blushed, and grinned.  She said,  "That's easy.  When my
Dad taught me to play golf, I learned I was ambidextrous. I have always
had fun switching back and forth.  Then when I met my husband in
college and got married, I discovered he always sleeps in the nude. 
From then on, I developed a silly habit.  Right before I left in the
morning for golf practice, I would pull the covers off him.  If his
you-know-what was pointing to the right, I golfed right-handed; if it
was pointed to the left, I golfed left-handed.   

All the guys on the team thought this was hysterical.   
Astonished at this bizarre information, one of the guys shot back, "But
what if it's pointed straight up in the  air?"   

She said, "Then, I'm fifteen minutes late."