Dog Lover!!

[MorePwr]

Three male Labrador retrievers -- one brown, one yellow and one black
were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's  when they struck
up a conversation.

The black lab turned to the brown and said,  "So why are you here?"
The brown lab replied, "I'm a pisser. I piss on everything --the sofa,
the curtains, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night when
I pissed in the middle of my owner's bed."

The black lab said, "So what is the vet going to do?"
Gonna cut my nuts off," came the reply from the brown lab. "They reckon
it'll calm me down."

The black lab then turned to the yellow lab and asked, "Why are you
here?"
The yellow lab said, "I'm a digger.   I dig under fences, dig up
Flowers and trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig
up
the carpets.   But I went over the line last night when I dug a great
big
hole in my owner's couch."
So what are they going to do to you?" the black lab inquired.
"Looks like I'm losing my nuts too." The dejected yellow lab said.

The yellow lab then turned to the black lab and asked, "Why are you
here?"
I'm a humper," the black lab said.   "I'll hump anything. I'll hump
the cat, a pillow, the table, postboxes, whatever. I want to hump
everything I see.
Yesterday, my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending down
to dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back
and started humping away".

The yellow and brown labs exchanged a sad glance and said, "So, nuts off
for you too, huh?"

The black lab   said.... "No, I'm here to get my nails clipped."

[mikepmcs]

bah dah boom. 

[Wheels of Terror]

Are you sure they were Labs and not Chihauhas??? 

[SeattleCharger]