a man and the judge

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> A man was brought before the judge and charged with necrophilia --  making
> love to a dead woman. The judge told him, "In 20 years on the bench, I've
> never heard such a disgusting, immoral thing. Just give me one good reason
> why I  shouldn't lock you up and throw away the key!"
>
> The man replied, "I'll give you THREE good reasons:
>
> #1. It's none of your business;
>
> #2. She was my wife; and.....
>
> #3. I didn't KNOW she was dead, she ALWAYS acted that way!"
>