new living will

[charger490]

 
I,__________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not
wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.  Under no
circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead partisan
politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives
depended on it, or lawyers/doctors/hospitals interested in simply
running up the bills.  If a reasonable amount of time passes and I
fail to ask for at least one of the following:


______a martini ______a margarita ______a Scotch and soda ______a
bloody Mary ______a vodka and tonic _______a glass of Chardonnay
______a steak, lobster, or crab legs ______the remote control ______a
bowl of ice cream ______the sports page ______chocolate ______sex


It should be presumed that I won't ever get any better.  When such a
determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and
attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes, and call it
a day. At this point, it is time to call the New Orleans Jazz Funeral
Band to come  do their thing at my funeral, and ask all of my friends
to raise their glasses to toast the good times we have had.


Signature:___________________________

Date:___________________________

[hemigeno]

Here's the text of the will my dad has said we should expect to be read upon his death:



Being of sound mind,
















I spent it all.

[Charger_Fan]

Here's the text of the will my dad has said we should expect to be read upon his death:



Being of sound mind,
















I spent it all.

As it should be!