Keeping My Cigarette Dry

[Old Moparz]

Two old ladies are standing at a bus stop and one of them is smoking. Suddenly it starts raining, so the smoking one takes out a condom from her purse, cuts the edge off and puts it over the cigarette. Her friend asks her, "What are you doing?!?"

So she replies: "I don't want my cigarette to get wet so I covered it with a condom"

So her friend asks, "What's a condom? Where did you get it?"

So she says, "At the pharmacy"

The next day her friend goes to the pharmacy and asks the clerk if she can get a condom. The clerk asks, "What size?"

She replies: "I dunno, one that will fit a camel"

[tan top]

  good one

[nh_mopar_fan]

Geez, that's old.

[Old Moparz]

Geez, that's old.

Let's see some new one's then.   

[konigcharger]

Geez, that's old.

Yeah, but its funny