New breed of flying squirrel found in suburban America

[RD]

USA Today
by James Carver

Local scientists and biologists in the state of Washington have discovered a new breed of flying squirrel.  They state that the squirrel has evolved due to its close contact with humans in a suburban environment.  The new breed based off of the native grey squirrel has enabled itself to become airborne due to its contact with the indigenous humans.

The squirrel has recently been seen as entertainment for the local public with its great and powerful flying exhibitions to cover minimum of 50 feet in length from just an individuals rear porch.

More will be stated later after local biologists have a chance to study the animal in greater detail.

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suckers

[Brock Samson]

that's GREAT!!!!! 

[tan top]

   ....

[BigBlackDodge]

Rocky! Nooooooooooooooooooooo.......................



BBD

[skip68]

   Oh yah.      That was too much. 

[TruckDriver]

I fail to see the humor in it. Sorry. Maybe cause I like Squirrels.

[moparguy01]

I fail to see the humor in it. Sorry. Maybe cause I like Squirrels.

i like squirels too. they taste like steak.

[beedees]

 :icon_smile_cool:Watch it, Bullwinkles' gonna be lookin' to kick some a##

[Bob]

I fail to see the humor in it. Sorry. Maybe cause I like Squirrels.

Rocky and Bullwinkle.

[Arthu®]

Don't really see the humor either

Arthur

[Shakey]

I fail to see the humor in it. Sorry. Maybe cause I like Squirrels.

But you are glad that Anna Nicole Smith is dead.   

[Bob]

This is the last thing he saw.

[Telvis]

Ahhhahhhahhahahahaha! 

[dkn1997]

I fail to see the humor in it. Sorry. Maybe cause I like Squirrels.

But you are glad that Anna Nicole Smith is dead.   

yeah, you might want to rethink your squirrel defense when you consider what you wrote in the anna nicole thread...

[MorePwr]

This is the last thing he saw.

now that's funny

[Old Moparz]

As sick as that was, I still laughed my ass off. 

I wouldn't do it, but I have a friend that would & there's no way I'd show him that video.   

[ChargerRob]

 

[Arigmaster]

I'm not too fond of squirrel's myself (IMO) The little buggers to me are nothing but rats with a fuzzy tails. I had to evict two of them little bastages out of my garage and breezeway attics after they chewed their way through my soffits.

I never saw that video before and yes I laughed too. (I'm goin straight to hell huh?) I couldn't find it but there is another video last summer where someone had set up a clap pigeon launcher on their back deck railing and when the squirrel climbed on it they released the trigger. (must have flown about 100 yds.)

At least the vids dont show the landings...

[GreenGo1973]

I fail to see the humor in it. Sorry. Maybe cause I like Squirrels.

It was funy, until i saw the squirrel fly. I laughed a bit, but.....

[Wheels of Terror]

I fail to see the humor in it. Sorry. Maybe cause I like Squirrels.

DITTO!!!  I had 2 flying squirrels and they were awesome pets. They were so smart. I feed the local squirrels all the time.

[6pkrunner]

I fail to see the humor in it. Sorry. Maybe cause I like Squirrels.

But you are glad that Anna Nicole Smith is dead.   

yeah, you might want to rethink your squirrel defense when you consider what you wrote in the anna nicole thread...

The nerve to compare Anna Nicole to a squirrel. You can expect a lawsuit from the Anti-Squirrel Defamation League for slandering their name like that.

[GreenGo1973]

I fail to see the humor in it. Sorry. Maybe cause I like Squirrels.

But you are glad that Anna Nicole Smith is dead.   

yeah, you might want to rethink your squirrel defense when you consider what you wrote in the anna nicole thread...

The nerve to compare Anna Nicole to a squirrel. You can expect a lawsuit from the Anti-Squirrel Defamation League for slandering their name like that.

Anti-Squirrel Defamation League? 
I found a better new type of squirrel. The Jedi Squirrel. As seen in my avatar.    

[Bob]

3 years old and still funny to watch. 

[miller]

Is it squirrels that always land on there feet....

Either way, they will no doubt become fat after they make use of this new tree climbing technology.

[TylerCharger69]

I dunno....I think if it were a rat or a opossum it would've been funny....but I like squirrels...I even feed them out of my hand in my back yard.  I'll have to give that one...a thumbs down...

[SeattleCharger]

and that was just a baby squirrel  ,  poor little fella   

[RD]

boy i forgot about this thread, still funnier than all get out!

[Khyron]

I don't care, I laughed!

[Guns N Rotors]

Don't worry, the squirrel is preparing to retaliate.

[SeattleCharger]

some squirrels are toughter than others, problem with slingshotting that little feller is that he may turn on humans someday   

[Mrs.Skip68]

Don't worry, the squirrel is preparing to retaliate.

Thanks G& R,
That pic was so cute/funny I literally had tears!!!!! 


On another note: anyone that intentionaly puts an animal in harms way is evil!!!!................. (I'm done now!)

Mrs.Skip68

[Nacho-RT74]

I never had seen this clip... but I have to be agree with some guys here: Thats not funny 

[RD]

wait till those lil sumbitchez get into your attic and screw with all your insulation... bet y'all won't be a showing the ghandi sign of peace after that

[Khyron]

1. But whe're on their land
2. Our houses are made from their wood
3. We cut down there habitat to make ours
4. They aren't hurting you
5. Seal your house better


i'm getting the simple responces out of the way..... i don't care if i'm going to Hell, I still laugh when i watch it.

[Khyron]

Ohhh and for every Angry Email I get, im gonna club a baby seal

[farmerjon]

Pull!!!!!!!!!!!!    anyone say skeet

[SeattleCharger]

  does it work on racoons? 

[Nacho-RT74]

1. But whe're on their land
2. Our houses are made from their wood
3. We cut down there habitat to make ours
4. They aren't hurting you
5. Seal your house better


i'm getting the simple responces out of the way..... i don't care if i'm going to Hell, I still laugh when i watch it.

well, those are the reasons

[Bob]

1. But whe're on their land
2. Our houses are made from their wood
3. We cut down there habitat to make ours
4. They aren't hurting you
5. Seal your house better


i'm getting the simple responces out of the way..... i don't care if i'm going to Hell, I still laugh when i watch it.

well, those are the reasons

In retaliation for parking on there land they chew your wires on your freshly done Dodge Charger. Don't forget they use your Dodge Charger for a nest building place and the engine for roasting there stash of nuts.
And by the way all 36 I have beaded on so far this year have tasted absolutely great. 
http://www.backwoodsbound.com/zsquir.html

[Khyron]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww..............

[Old Moparz]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww..............

Doesn't Gowdy have a video of that being cooked & eaten?

[RD]

1. But whe're on their land
2. Our houses are made from their wood
3. We cut down there habitat to make ours
4. They aren't hurting you
5. Seal your house better


i'm getting the simple responces out of the way..... i don't care if i'm going to Hell, I still laugh when i watch it.

Ohhh and for every Angry Email I get, im gonna club a baby seal

both, had me cryin! bwhahhahahha

In retaliation for parking on there land they chew your wires on your freshly done Dodge Charger. Don't forget they use your Dodge Charger for a nest building place and the engine for roasting there stash of nuts.
And by the way all 36 I have beaded on so far this year have tasted absolutely great. 
http://www.backwoodsbound.com/zsquir.html

yummmmmmmmm

[Tilar]

Don't worry, the squirrel is preparing to retaliate.

The Attack Squirrel of Death

[SeattleCharger]

  We're on their land   

[squeakfinder]

  It's just a fluffy tree rat that stores cherry pits in your headliner. Whats the big deal?  

[Khyron]

Doesn't Gowdy have a video of that being cooked & eaten?

WTF doesn't he have a video off...... soon i head he'll be making a whole series on the right way to "Pinch a loaf"

[BB1]

Must be a Kansas thing. 

[Silver R/T]

Lol it's flying alright. I like animals and I'm sure no animals were harmed during that video, I'm sure it survived.

[Arthu®]

Doesn't Gowdy have a video of that being cooked & eaten?

WTF doesn't he have a video off...... soon i head he'll be making a whole series on the right way to "Pinch a loaf"

Oh do not provoke him, my sick mind can come up with a few things that he hasn't filmed yet and if I would see him do that my brain would kill itself.

Arthur

[NorwayCharger]

I love animals and would not done that
Funny ?  i don´t think so.
This is funny http://community.ratsun.net/topic/18335-peta-members-go-missing/page__pid__254548__st__0&
It shows that you can go a little too far in that animal rights things..

[Tilar]

This is funny http://community.ratsun.net/topic/18335-peta-members-go-missing/page__pid__254548__st__0&
It shows that you can go a little too far in that animal rights things..

  That is funny!

[RD]

This is funny http://community.ratsun.net/topic/18335-peta-members-go-missing/page__pid__254548__st__0&
It shows that you can go a little too far in that animal rights things..

that is hilarious because nothing worse was done to them (sorry Lord), but man!  I wanna know which one of those idiots thought "let's protest a motorcycle club event" without even thinking of the sub-culture that follows such lifestyles?  That person deserves a darwin award even though they didnt die.  Why?  Well, because they were so full of themselves and their version of what they "think" is right to assume that everyone will just stop and kiss her azz and agree with them.

[Arthu®]

Even though it's fake (http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i66233) I love the story. Very creative and kind of makes you wish it was true. The people at PETA and any type of radical group for that matter have lost their sense of humor and if people lose their sense of humor they become very dangerous. I mean you can't argue that somewhere deep down there between all the radical bs they have a point and I do believe we need to take better care of the animals around us and the world we are living in, but than they proceed with stuff like do not wear leather, do not drink milk and they lose complete control. In this society we lose sight of a lot of things but than when we do get sight of it we go completely nuts and it's with everything. It's with the GW thing, it's with airport security, patriotism and what not and when we do all this stuff we become dangerously close to what we hate about our real enemies. We seem to radicalize as the answer to radicalization.

Arthur

[SeattleCharger]

did you hear about PETA being upset when Obama killed a house fly during an interview?  no kidding, for real

[Khyron]

Save a Cow, Eat a vegetarian!