Are The Pigs Pregnant?

[Old Moparz]

One day a farmer goes into town to see a veterinarian to find out how to tell if his pigs are pregnant. The vet says "If they are standing up in the morning they are not pregnant, but if they are rolling in the mud they are."

So the farmer goes home and loads all of his pigs in the back of his pick-up and takes them all out in the woods and screws them all. Then he takes them home and unloads them in the pen & is tired so he goes to bed.

The next morning he gets up and checks on the pigs and they are all standing up. Once again, he takes them all out in the woods and screws them all twice, goes home, quickly unloads them in the pen, and goes right to bed.

The next morning, very tired, the farmer gets up to check on his pigs, but they are still standing. Again, he loads them in the truck, takes them to the woods, and now does them each three times. Then he takes them home, unloads them, and goes straight to bed.

The next morning the farmer is so tired he can't even get out of bed. He yells to his wife to come into his bedroom & tells her to look out the window and tell him if the pigs are standing up or rolling in the mud. His wife replies "Neither, they're all in the back of the truck, and ones laying on the horn."

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