BARBIE 2006....

[SeattleCharger]

BARBIE 2006....

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. 

He stops at a toy shop and asks the salesperson,
"How much is the  Barbie in the window?"

The salesperson answers, "Which one? We have:
        ..Work out Barbie for $11.95,
        ..Shopping Barbie for$11.95,
        ..Beach Barbie for $11.95,
        ..Disco Barbie for $11.95,
        ..Divorced Barbie for $127.99 .

The amazed father asks:
"What? Why is the Divorced Barbie $127.99 and all the others only $11.95?"

The salesperson annoyingly answers:
Sir..... Divorced Barbie comes with....
                ...Ken's Car,
                ...Ken's House,
                ...Ken's Boat,
                ...Ken's Furniture,
                ...Ken's Computer
                .........and one of Ken's Friends....

[BLACKWOLF]

got that right!

[PocketThunder]

 

[derailed]

 

[tan top]

 ain't that the truth 

[69_500]

good one,

i think the last line is probably the most accurate statement.

[MorePwr]

Ya know why Divorces are so expensive don't ya?........................Because they're Worth It

(Willie Nelson DOH movie)

[SeattleCharger]

Ya know why Divorces are so expensive don't ya?........................Because they're Worth It

heh,  you should start a one-liner joke thread,   

       

[Wheels of Terror]

It is fustrating to see all woman be out into the same catagory. I had only my cats, my T/A and Firebird. He kept everything of his. Even stuff that belonged to me. My ex had taken alot of MY Snap-on tools and MY tool box. After he did this, he asked me what do I want. My response,"What I wanted doesn't want me. So nothing." Guys, I did not get anything from him. Sorry about the rant. I am so tired of seeing woman being put into one catagory-"Gold Digging Bitches" Though, I know that men are stereotyped too.

[69bronzeT5]

Thats freaking awesome! That made me laugh big time!

[Charger_Fan]

Though, I know that men are stereotyped too.

That's true. Every relationship is different, of course & in the end someone always ends up with the short end of the stick, it seems.