Bobby Lee & The Gorilla

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A small zoo in Tennessee obtained a very rare species of gorilla.

Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very

difficult to handle.

Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the
problem. The

gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male

gorilla available.

Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of

Bobby Lee Walton, a redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning

the animal cages.



Bobby Lee, like most rednecks, had little sense but possessed ample

ability to satisfy a female of any species.



The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution. Bobby

Lee was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate

with the gorilla for $500.00?



Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he would have to think the

matter over carefully. The following day, he announced that he would accept

their offer, but only under four conditions



1. "First," Bobby Lee said, "I isn't gonna kiss her on the lips."

The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition



2. "Second", he said, "You can't
never tell no one about this."

The Keeper again readily agreed to this condition.



3. "Third", Bobby Lee said, "I want all the children raised Southern

Baptist." Once again it was agreed.



4. And last, Bobby Lee said "I'll need another week to

come up with the $500.00     

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