Super Bowl Ticket

[Spike]

A man had box seat tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sits down, another
man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.
"No,"  he says. "The seat is empty."

"This is incredible," said the man.   "Who in their right mind would
have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in

the world, and not use it?"
The first man says, 'Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was
supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first
Super Bowl we haven't been to together since we got married."

"Oh .. I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find
someone else, like a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the
seat?"


The man shakes his head. "No. They're all at the funeral."

[rt green]

thats good