"Beer Patch"

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Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple

of bottles of Budweiser.

The passenger, Bubba, said, "Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a police

roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!"

Don't worry, Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin

these beers then peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads then throw

the bottles under the seat."

"What fer?" asked Bubba.

"Just let me do the talkin', OK?," said Earl.

Well, they finished their beers, threw the empties out of sight and put the

labels on their foreheads.  When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff

said, "Howdy boys ya'll been drinkin'?"

"No sir," said Earl while pointing at the labels... "Me and Bubba's on the Patch."