words women use

[charger490]

Words Women Use

1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women c an make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks:  A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying "screw you."!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it:  Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "what's wrong", for the woman's response, refer to # 3

[BLACKWOLF]

#4 BULLS**T, I NEVER ASK PERMISSION. I DON'T ASK ANYBODY PERMISSION. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO!

[ramit]

#4 BULLS**T, I NEVER ASK PERMISSION. I DON'T ASK ANYBODY PERMISSION. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO!

Are you single or divorced?

[ChgrSteve67]

Its easier to ask for forgiveness than it is for permission.

When my wife finds out (and she will find out) that I spent $2,000.00 on my Charger this week she is not going to be happy.   

But she will get over it.

Eventually.

[MorePwr]

So much truth to your post 490 it's not even funny.....should be required learning in school. or at least in premarital classes

[tan top]

So much truth to your post 490 it's not even funny.....should be required learning in school. or at least in premarital classes

   
     number 9                       

[MorePwr]

So much truth to your post 490 it's not even funny.....should be required learning in school. or at least in premarital classes

                       
     number 9                       

Yea me too. been to #9 a time or two. that one's never good.

[Mean 318]

here ya go!
10) Nevermind: Its not over!
11) What!?! : This is not a question!!!! Don't respond!!! Just stand there and take it like a man! Responding will only enrage the beast!!!!

[MorePwr]

here ya go!
10) Nevermind: Its not over!
11) What!?! : This is not a question!!!! Don't respond!!! Just stand there and take it like a man! Responding will only enrage the beast!!!!

[BLACKWOLF]

divorced, and proud of it!

[jordyjim]

how do you know my wife ha ha

[Wheels of Terror]

....but men expect a woman to ask permission? You guys think that you have to justify your car purchases. So do I. I am a woman.