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The Toilet Didn't Work

Started by Old Moparz, January 08, 2007, 03:46:10 PM

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Old Moparz

January 08, 2007, 03:46:10 PM
Buford is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to take a dump real bad. The toilet in his room isn't working, so he bolts down to use the lobby Men's Room, but all of the stalls are occupied, so he runs back up to his room, and in desperation, he drops his pants, uproots a potted plant, and takes a dump in the flower pot. Then he puts the plant back in the pot and leaves. Two weeks later, he gets a postcard from the hotel that says,

"Dear Mr. Burford... All is forgiven. Just tell us...where it is?"
               Bob               



              Going Nowhere In A Hurry

528hemicuda

#1
January 08, 2007, 08:41:53 PM
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA im plaughing my ass off right now :icon_smile_big:
''YeeeeeeeeHawwwwwwwww!!!!''

mikepmcs

#2
January 08, 2007, 08:44:30 PM
i really feel stupid.  I don't get this joke!!!
Life isn't Father Knows Best anymore, it's a kick in the face on a saturday night with a steel toed grip kodiak work boot and a trip to the hospital all bloodied and bashed.....for reconstructive surgery. But, what doesn't kill us, makes us stronger, right?

70charger_boy

#3
January 08, 2007, 08:47:33 PM
I really don't get it either

moparguy01

#4
January 08, 2007, 09:56:21 PM
Quote from: mikepmcs on January 08, 2007, 08:44:30 PM
i really feel stupid.  I don't get this joke!!!

they cant find the smell.

Skued

#5
January 08, 2007, 10:46:51 PM
Quote from: Old Moparz on January 08, 2007, 03:46:10 PM
"Dear Mr. Burford... All is forgiven. Just tell us...where it is?"

:haha: :smilielol: :smilielol:....too funny!
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.-Albert Einstein

Charger_Fan

#6
January 09, 2007, 03:05:20 PM
Quote from: Skued on January 08, 2007, 10:46:51 PM
Quote from: Old Moparz on January 08, 2007, 03:46:10 PM
"Dear Mr. Burford... All is forgiven. Just tell us...where it is?"

:haha: :smilielol: :smilielol:....too funny!
:iagree: :haha:

The Aquamax...yes, this bike spent 2 nights underwater one weekend. (Not my doing), but it gained the name, and has since become pseudo-famous. :)

PocketThunder

#7
January 09, 2007, 03:58:56 PM
Quote from: moparguy01 on January 08, 2007, 09:56:21 PM
Quote from: mikepmcs on January 08, 2007, 08:44:30 PM
i really feel stupid.  I don't get this joke!!!

they cant find the smell.
:haha:
"Liberalism is a disease that attacks one's ability to understand logic. Extreme manifestations include the willingness to continue down a path of self destruction, based solely on a delusional belief in a failed ideology."

sjmarsing

#8
January 13, 2007, 04:02:24 PM
Quote from: mikepmcs on January 08, 2007, 08:44:30 PM
i really feel stupid.  I don't get this joke!!!

he didn't get it 'cause his crap don't stink  :moon:
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