This Man Walks Into A Bar......

[Old Moparz]

A man walks into a bar and immediately realizes its a gay bar. He thinks to himself, I'm not gay, but I really want to to drink so he walks up to the bar. The bartender asks "What is the name of your penis?"

The man says "Man, I'm not like that, just gimme a beer."

The bartender replies, "I'm sorry sir but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your penis."

The man says, "Okay then, what's the name of your penis?"

The bartender replies "Mine is named Nike, You know Just Do it."

The man thought for a moment then replied "Mine is named Secret."

The bartender replied "Secret??"

The man explained "you know, Strong enough for a man, made for a woman."