Father-son talk

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>Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father
>sat him down for a  little chat.
>
>  He said, "Mike, let me tell you something. On my
>wedding night in our  honeymoon suite I took off my pants, handed them
to
>your mother, and  said, 'Here - try these on.'
>  She did and said, 'These are too big I can't wear them.'
>  I replied, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this
>family and I always will.'   Ever since that night we have never had
any
>problems."
>
>  "Hmmm," said Mike. He thought that might be a good
>thing to try.
>  On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said
>to Karen, Here - try these on." She tried them on and said, "These are
>too large. They don't  fit me." Mike said, "Exactly. I wear the pants
in
>this family and I  always will. I don't want you to ever forget 
that."
>
>  Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to
>Mike. She said, "Here you try on mine." He did and said, "I can't get
>into your pants."
>  Karen said, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart ass
attitude,
>  you never will."
>

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