New Board Feature: Ask the Mexican

[Ponch ®]

any more questions?

[PocketThunder]

any more questions?

How are you handling living with two chicks with Ashley Force calling on your cell phone?  Do you have to screen the calls and step to the garage to take the call?

[Ponch ®]

any more questions?

How are you handling living with two chicks with Ashley Force calling on your cell phone?  Do you have to screen the calls and step to the garage to take the call?

1) I'm not living with two chicks. I'm practically living with two chicks. Either way, it's way too soon to have an opinion or share my experiences. Gimme a month or so.

2) Out of respect for the parties involved, I will not discuss matters regarding Ashley anymore. It's all water under the bridge now.

[70charger_boy]

 




oh by the way.  I once went AWOL from the Navy for 7 days, so I could watch a chips marathon running on TBS.

[Old Moparz]

A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now."

The Mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senor, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!"

The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says "Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use 3 English words in a sentence".

The Mexican man of course agrees.

The Border Patrol Agent tells him, "The 3 words are: Green, Pink and Yellow. Now use them in 1 sentence."

The Mexican man thinks really hard for about 2 minutes, then says, "Hmmm, Ok. The phone, it went Green, Green, Green, I Pink it up and sez Yellow?"

[Ponch ®]

A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now."

The Mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senor, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!"

The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says "Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use 3 English words in a sentence".

The Mexican man of course agrees.

The Border Patrol Agent tells him, "The 3 words are: Green, Pink and Yellow. Now use them in 1 sentence."

The Mexican man thinks really hard for about 2 minutes, then says, "Hmmm, Ok. The phone, it went Green, Green, Green, I Pink it up and sez Yellow?"

heh...that ones ok...I like this version of it better

A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now."

The Mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senor, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!"

The Agent says "I tell you what...why don't we have a contest. You kick me in the nuts, and then I kick you in the nuts. If you kick me harder than I kick you, you can stay"

The Mexican says "Orale...but I get to go first". The Agent agrees.

The Mexican then proceeds to kick the Agent in the nuts, who immediately drops to the ground in horrible pain and agony. After a few minutes, the agent finally somewhat recovers and says "Ok amigo...it's my turn"

The Mexican says with a grin on his face "Forget it, I'm going back"

[PocketThunder]

How did you meet Vainglory anyways?  In college? 

[lumpy]

This thread is hilarious !! I didn't read all of the questions, so forgive me if this one has been asked.


Used TP thrown in the garbage?? I understand in Mexico that this is normal practice, but this is the US and you can flush the TP.

[68chrgrwife]

This thread is hilarious !! I didn't read all of the questions, so forgive me if this one has been asked.


Used TP thrown in the garbage?? I understand in Mexico that this is normal practice, but this is the US and you can flush the TP.

Yeah asked and answered....

[Ponch ®]

This thread is hilarious !! I didn't read all of the questions, so forgive me if this one has been asked.


Used TP thrown in the garbage?? I understand in Mexico that this is normal practice, but this is the US and you can flush the TP.

Yeah asked and answered....

http://www.dodgecharger.com/forum/index.php/topic,22376.msg281724.html#msg281724   

[timmy]

how  many wifes do you get mexico

[Ponch ®]

how  many wifes do you get mexico

 

[timmy]

what does a beaver really have between her legs

[70charger_boy]

what does a beaver really have between her legs

[timmy]

what does a beaver really have between her legs

   have you ever wondered that i mean i have no life so these are the thing i think about

[70charger_boy]

what does a beaver really have between her legs

   have you ever wondered that i mean i have no life so these are the thing i think about

Oh!!!!!!!!1  I get it now, I'm an idiot

[Brock Samson]

Ya' think.. 

[Vainglory, Esq.]

Isn't it sad that when you let these two loose on a thread, it just goes into the crapper?


By the way Paul, I think the first time Mojo and I met was at the Spring (Fall?) Fling Mopar show in California.  We were both in college at the time, but not the same one.

[timmy]

Isn't it sad that when you let these two loose on a thread, it just goes into the crapper?


By the way Paul, I think the first time Mojo and I met was at the Spring (Fall?) Fling Mopar show in California.  We were both in college at the time, but not the same one.

     i post my own stuff and charger boy follows me around and about the beaver it was a joke!!! i am for real

[70charger_boy]

Isn't it sad that when you let these two loose on a thread, it just goes into the crapper?


By the way Paul, I think the first time Mojo and I met was at the Spring (Fall?) Fling Mopar show in California.  We were both in college at the time, but not the same one.

Oh, I thought you guys were cowboys and met up in a mountain

[lumpy]

Why do fat Mexican men pull up their T-shirts to reaveal their big bellies? I have never seen a fat Mexican woman do this

[Ponch ®]

Isn't it sad that when you let these two loose on a thread, it just goes into the crapper?


By the way Paul, I think the first time Mojo and I met was at the Spring (Fall?) Fling Mopar show in California.  We were both in college at the time, but not the same one.

Oh, I thought you guys were cowboys and met up in a mountain

no, but we go on a fishing trip once a year...

[Ponch ®]

BUMP!

[moparstuart]

wow how did i miss this one   

[Old Moparz]

BUMP!

Bumping your own thread?   


Okay, I'll think of something to ask.....

.....If I were to visit my drunken, sister-in-law in Bisbee, AZ, which is like 5 miles from Mexico, would I be able to hide on the roof of her house at night wearing night vision goggles & see a northern migration?