Got No Ears!

[Old Moparz]

A news station manager, who has no ears, is trying to find a new reporter for their news show. The first guy walks in and the station manager says, "This job requires you noticing a lot of details. What is one thing you notice about me?"

And the guy says, "Well shit! You got no ears man!"

So the station manager yells "Get the fuck out!".

The next guy comes in and the station manager says to him, "This job requires you noticing a lot of details. What is something you notice about me?"

And the second guy says, "That's easy, you got no ears!"

So the station manager says to him, "Get the fuck out!"

As the second guy leaves, he sees the third guy about to go in and says to him, "The station manager has no ears so don't say anything about them, he is really sensitive about it."

So the third guy goes in and the station manager says, "This job requires you to notice a lot of details. What is one that you notice about me?"

So the guy says, "Your wearing contacts!"

And the station manager says, "Yeah, how did you know?"

So the guy replies, "Well shit, you can't wear glasses cause you ain't got no ears."

[Khyron]