A Cowboy Was Out Riding.....

[Old Moparz]

This cowboy was out riding to meet up with a herd of cattle to round them up. On his way, & off in the distance, he sees a small cloud of dust. He rides his horse up to it to find out what it is, and finds it's an Indian laying on the ground with his penis sticking out of his pants. The cowboy gets off his horse and asks, "What are you doing?"

To which the Indian replies, "Me tell time! Penis act as sundial."

The cowboy in disbelief says, "Ok, what time is it?" The Indian looks down & says, "3:35 PM"

The cowboy takes out his pocket watch."That's amazing, your right!" the cowboy says in amazement & hops onto his horse & rides off.

Riding along further, he sees the same thing, gets off his horse, and thinking the last Indian was a fluke, asks this one the time.

The Indian looks down and says "4:40 PM"

The cowboy is stunned, the time was right again! Shaking his head he hops back onto his horse and rides again. After riding a while, he sees yet another Indian on the ground, except he was jerking off. The cowboy hops off his horse and says, "And what are you doing?"

To which the Indian replies, "Me winding clock."

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[SeattleCharger]

god       ok, that is sort of funny