The Bacon Tree

[PocketThunder]

The Bacon Tree 


Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering
aimlessly and close to Death. They are close to just lying down and
waiting for the Inevitable, when all of a sudden.......

"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon I
am sure of eet".

"Is, Luis eet smells like bacon to me".

So, with renewed strength, they struggle up the next
sand dune, and

There, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.

There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there's
fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon...every imaginable kind of
cured pig meat.

"Pepe, Pepe, we is saved. "Eees a bacon tree".

"Luis, are you sure ees not a meerage? We ees in
the desert don forget".

"Pepe when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell
like bacon... Ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree".

And with that Luis Races towards the tree. He gets
to within 5 yards, Pepe following closely behind, when all of a
sudden, a machine gun opens up, and Luis is cut down in his tracks.
It is clear he is mortally wounded but the true friend that he is, he
manages to warn Pepe with his dying breath.

"Pepe... Go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon
tree".

"Luis Luis MI amigo... What ees it?

"Pepe... Ees not a bacon tree.

Ees


Ees


Ees


Ees


Eees a ham bush!

[Old Moparz]

   For as bad as it is, it's still funny.

[tan top]

    funny

[MorePwr]

that's a good one