Fart Football

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>An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man
passes gas and says, "Seven Points."


>His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"


>The old man replied, "It's fart football."


>A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says "Touchdown, tie
score."


>After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says,
"Aha.
I'm ahead 14 to 7"


>Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, "Touchdown,
tie score."


>Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says,
"Field goal, I lead 17 to 14." Now the pressure is on the old man.


>He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since
defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and
accidentally shits in the bed.


>The wife says, "What the hell was that?"


>The old man says, "Half time, switch sides...............