book report

[MorePwr]

Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill
> Clinton.
> 
> One smart-ass student turned in the following book report, with the
> proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor
> gave him an A+ for this report:
> 
> Titanic: . $29.99
> Clinton: $29.99
>
> Titanic: ..... Over 3 hours to read
> Clinton: ..... Over 3 hours to read
>
> Titanic: ..... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and
> subsequent catastrophe.
> Clinton: ..... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and
> subsequent catastrophe.
>
> Titanic: .... Jack is a starving artist.
> Clinton: ..... Bill is a bullshit artist.
>
> Titanic: .... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
> Clinton: .... Ditto for Bill.
>
> Titanic: ..... During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
> Clinton: ..... Ditto for Monica.
>
> Titanic: ..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
> Clinton: .... Let's not go there.
>
> Titanic: ..... Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
> Clinton: ..... Monica's forced to return her gifts.
>
> Titanic: .... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
> Clinton: ..... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.
>
> Titanic: ..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
> Clinton: ..... Monica...oh, let's not go there, either.
>
> Titanic: ..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
> Clinton! : . Bill goes home to Hilary...basically the same thing.

[PocketThunder]

i just read the Kenn Starr report for the first time the other day.......