union man

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A dedicated Teamsters union official from Philadelphia was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"?



 



"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."?



 



"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"?



 



"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she answered.



 



Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes, sir, this is a union house."



"And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"



"The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."



 



"That's more like it!" the union man said.



 



He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde.

"I'll take her", he said



"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam.

Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner,

"but Ethel here has seniority."